• Did you have a school pet you had to look after? Well it's got nothing on 'Little Brown'

• Wilko and Courts want all staff to get injected with a microchip version of a 'staff access pass' so they send an ALL STAFF email to see who jumps on board.

• Will Wilko win against Opal from Denman Prospect on her special subject of Siamese Fighting Fish?

• Courts got the baby guilt lounge from her husband Bobby K and we go down a sexy storage path by accident.

• Renee (our Newsreader) has a problem and it stems from Coles Mini's. Woolworths has a new one and she is FAR TOO EXCITED.