Do you want to Opt Out of this modern life and move into a hole in the ground?? On Behind the Podcast this week we are talking about New Year's Resolutions.. "New Year, New You" more like New Year, same garbage person you've always been...

This episode is brought to you by Manifestos and Sleeping Bags

Slide into my DMs and tell me if your New Years Resolution is to burn your life to the ground and move into a hole.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you my Manifesto.. yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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Joey Joe Joe and Mary are having marriage difficulties, but that's nothing a f*cked journey by Donkey and having no reservations at the Inn can't fix...

special guest appearance by Hot Piece Gabrielle... *purrrrr*

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have ever tried to hide a pregnancy from your nitwit husband.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Frankenstein and Birds, as is tradition.

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL!

You ever hear a bump in the night and wonder if its a demon that watching you?? or is it just Mr Lobster roll and his impressive side dong bumping into furniture in the night???

This episode is supported by Sparkle Glitter so you never lose your Hot Piece...

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have issues with Santa coming down your chimney uninvited.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Festive Red Velour to drape all over your Mr or Mrs Lobster Roll.. yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL!

This week we going to the beach to get Wet, Wild, and Wonderful.... shoutout to Mr Lobster Roll for wearing his banana-hammock and having his impressive side dong on display.

This episode is supported by Moon Cream so you don't get burnt by Moon Rays, specially formulated for rubbing on bodies at night..

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have invoked the Law of the Sea whilst banging in the ocean.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Moon Cream to spend all night rubbing all over Mr (Or Mrs) Lobster Roll... yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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IT'S LOBSTER ROLL! YEAH IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW!!

Is your ivory tower not dank? shoutout to Mr Lobster Roll and his impressive side dong that is always on display, being all capable and building shelves.

This episode NOT supported by Anti-Ant Ice Cream Bibs, because we don't need them, that's what Mr Lobster Roll is for.. use promo code SEXY ANTS (or not)

Slide into my DMs and tell me what you want your Mr Lobster Roll to lick out of your cleavage @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will drip some BBQ sauce all over you for Mr (or Mrs) Lobster Roll to lick off later on... yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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The mysteries of the void are calling...... and so is someone else!!

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have seen a mushroom with legs?? @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will let you come around and view my moustache collection.

This episode is written & produced by Rachel Barrett & Stuart Buckland

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it's 4am, what thoughts are running through your mind as you try to get to sleep??

Slide into my DMs and tell me what you think of before you go to sleep @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will tuck you in and tell you a bedtime story.

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

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Just me and the darkness, tangled in mind.

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are also caught in the silence @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will whisper the echoes that fade into your memory.

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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In the deepest corners of human history the veil between the known and the unknown wears thin, and within this darkness a tale of the witch emerges. A fable woven with fear, suspicion, and lies….

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

Slide into my DMs and tell me your crimes of heresy @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will build you a pile of rocks as part of the sacred covenant.

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Do you remember The Creeps? I don’t know where they’ve been or what they’ve been doing for the past 30 years, but I’ve discovered them again on a podcast.... I didn’t know podcasts had house bands, but this one apparently does?? Weird. I've tapped into their transmission signal to bring you this episode of The Creeps, as they traverse some incredibly niche musical genres inspired by films of the 90s.

Enjoy!

The Creeps are Stefan & Agatha

I guess if you want to hear more Creeps you have to listen to Swingin' on The Flippity Flop

Slide into my DMs and tell me what song was your favourite @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will cross oceans of time to find you.

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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