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Slide into my DMs and tell me if you know what song is stuck in my head.. @Elfymama

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Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....

THIS IS PRETTY WOMAN DVD REVIEW.

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Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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Gary The Werewolf is back to tell us more about his life as a contemporary werewolf living in a modern world...

Slide into my DMs and tell me what documentaries you have been watching.. @Elfymama

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Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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Listen up worms... we are going on a trip! pack your cursed talismans, check your planetary alignments, and don't forget your SPF lube..

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you enjoy sex on the beach.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you a travel sized altar kit.. yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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Pluto reminds us that the universe owes us nothing, no comfort, no meaning, and yet it still sends us postcards from the outer rims of Uranus.

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are trying to make sense of the chaos.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will hold you as we orbit through the coldness of the void.

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....

THIS IS JAWS DVD REVIEW.

Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and bathe in the mysteries of the feminine unknown with you.

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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YOU HAVE NO NAME

NO PLACE TO RUN 

WHAT BEGINS NOW CAN NEVER BE UNDONE

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you will silence the lie.. @Elfymama

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Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL!

It's time to embrace your destiny, and get that hot piece to be your Mr (or Mrs) Lobster Roll..

This episode is supported by Shower Pals so you can get clean after a dirty night out..

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a special someone with an impressive side dong on display.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I help you make a choice in this life, to leave the darkness of the void behind, and smash any obstacles that stand in your way.. yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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carving possibility from ruin... every heartbeat, every fleeting thought owes its existence to a world that began in fire...

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have almost choked to death on a mandarin.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and remind you of your insignificance... yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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POLICE REPORT

Incident Type: Theft

Summary: my favourite shirt is missing!!!

Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a crime.. @Elfymama

Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you jeans that disintegrate off your body... yay!

Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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