Hangman's back, baybee, and we're the happiest little clams you've ever met. We also tackle such important questions as: Is Bryan Danielson a changeling or just a timetraveler from the 1927 Olympics? Why is Jade Cargill a thing and who is she blackmailing? What female should win the TBS "Very Funny" Wrestling Championship Belt for Girls? All that plus Dante Martin's Final Girl energy, Daniel Garcia as Sid from Toy Story, and Bobby Fish, our very own small town carnival barker. 

Once again, the problem of the Wet Men plagues and occupies us.  They're TOO wet, and it's NOT right!  On the other hand, we're much nicer to Bryan Danielson this time, and we LOVED what he's doing to Kenny Omega.  Plus, MJF is feuding with Darby? Tony Khan, you DO love us!  

This week we discuss: panty boys, puppy-body boys, and who's cute under their mask versus who maybe should keep that little mask on. That's right, even though AEW isn't giving us enough time to develop our takes, we still manage to say a lot of very mean things about men's bodies and faces. And we have a lot of questions: What DID Kenny Omega and Bryan Danielson do that made their match so effing good? Is what women want just Ruby Soho and Britt Baker replaying the dynamics from Empire Records? Are we huge Rancid fans? And most importantly: Should MJF and Max Caster get married in Vegas? All this and more on this week's Tunnel Talk!

This week: the Dark Order keep fighting, the Butcher is back, there's plenty of hair talk including the body variety, and we have new sons! They are loved by us all, and everyone is going to enjoy hearing about them! Plus stay for some disturbing revelations from Lea toward the end of the episode. Listener discretion is advised. Kidding, but use your judgment! 

We're BACK from All Out, and whew is this episode a long boy. We simply could not make ourselves SHUT UP about our observations about our very first in-person wrestling show, our opinions on the resolutions of the last week of storylines, and the way we got absolutely SWEPT AWAY in the fever of all the new debuts. Tony? Please don't actually ever start a cult, because it turns out we are very susceptible the energy of a crowd.

In our pre-All Out episode, Brandon Cutler gets dominated and Matt Jackson suffers a real-life loss. CM Punk continues to delight us, this time with Darby, and we try to get to the bottom of the Jungle Express–Best Friends alliance. Yes, there's Hair Talk! And most importantly, we visit a little town called Stoneybrook, Connecticut, to figure out which wrestlers are most likely to start a small business, go boy-crazy, hide candy around their room, or be bookish and shy but date a hunky southerner. That's right: it's a Baby-Sitters Club casting!

Tunnel Talk is back, and we're looser than ever!  Wrestling seems to be on every night of the week now and Papa Tony is having his BEST SUMMER EVER!  Plus—Anne is BESOTTED with CM Punk, and admits to being the crying man in Chicago. Lea's getting her new sons 2.0 settled in her dollhouse and Allie? Allie's hard at work casting a wrestling version of A Little Princess. Another NORMAL episode from your favorite normal girls!!!

In this very special episode, we talk to longtime wrestling fan Chris Browder of the band Mansions to let him explain some wrestling basics to us. Oh, you thought we'd have the latest in CM Punk news? Well, this interview was recorded in the first half of July, so enjoy the part where a younger, more innocent Anne barely knows who CM Punk is. Anne and Chris get into the history of the Monday Night Wars, whether WWE hates their fans, which wrestlers are naturally heels, and much more!

Joey Janela's heel turn continues to be happening, Dante Martin is the flippiest of all boys, tunnel talk, hair talk, and happenings in the world of trios. And most importantly: we explore the theoretical world of AEW wrestlers as Tumblr users ✨

Guys, we feel better this week! But Chris Jericho sure doesn’t—the man is looking rough. But Mox continues to be the happiest crowd-loving boy and he was finally reunited with his little Hot Topic Teen Son, a pairing we haven’t seen in a hot minute. You couldn’t tell from Darby’s face, but we think he LOVED being surrounded by His Three Dads. Plus, we actually give props to AEW this week—we LOVE what’s going on in the women’s division lately! It was a good week!