G'day mates! Jay and Austin are back once again, lighting up Australia's premier podcast hosting service. This time we explore the underground tunnels and find a terrifying puppet store. We also talk about bad birthday rituals, the word tchotchke, why sci-fi dystopias always have Asian language billboards, and who the protagonist of The Three Body Problem is. As always, the music at the beginning and end is Astro Turf by Purple Funk Metropolis!