Pete Schultz, head writer on SNL's Weekend Update, joins Nick and Lars to watch an episode of Turbo Teen, a mid-80's cartoon about a young boy who gets struck by lightning and discovers that he is now half-automobile. This episode is about how a guy in mask finds a gas that can transform dogs into wolves, and then uses the titular Turbo Teen's newly-wolfed dog to eat all of Southern California's porterhouse steaks. Topics discussed within include the world's responsibility to terrify children, Kevin Spacey's dramatic range, and Quantum Leap.

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