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I did NOT k*ll a dog, and I would NOT have liked that!

SPECIAL THANKS

Top Bug who photoshopped the Episode Art

After 53 years, “Theme from New York, New York” finally plays over a city of champions.

To commemorate the Knicks’ long-awaited victory, I created an audio play, BUT! you don’t have to be a Knicks fan to enjoy it.

You only need to know what it’s like to be hopeless.

Who Am I If the Knicks Win? follows a lifelong Knicks fan who has spent so many years expecting defeat that he has no idea who he’ll be if his team finally wins.

STARRING

KAT STRYKER & TURNIP

MUSIC

KEVIN MACLEOD - Deliberate Thought, The Seventh Seal

FRANK SINATRA - The Theme From New York, New York/What Time Does The Next Miracle Begin

DAVE STRYKER - Taxi Driver

WRITTEN AND EDITED BY

TURNIP

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

Molly Morrison's Knicks Lists

Jack Kornfield's telling of "Kalpataru, the 'great wish-fulfilling tree'"

Karina Longworth's "Frank Sinatra in Space"

Chris Herring's "Blood In The Garden"

The Sphinx's riddles have defeated travelers for centuries. Today she faces her most formidable opponent yet: A follow-up question.

WRITTEN/PERFORMED BY

Turnip

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In this tale, you will learn objective truths about pie, and subjective truths about salvation.

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Orson Welles began his career by convincing America that the world was ending. Forty-seven years and several commercial failures later, he returns to the sound booth to record Transformers: The Movie. In this piece, Welles transforms a children’s script into a prophetic rant about God, toys, and the death of storytelling. This is the Last Broadcast of Orson Welles.

MUSIC

I Know What It Is To Be Young - Ozgun

Berceuse in D Flat Major - Yundi

Echo Sax End (Looped) - Caleb Arrodondo

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There's only one reindeer who can save Christmas, and only one child who can talk him down.

Written/Performed by

Turnip

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Do you like Scary Movies?? I don't, I always say Life's Scary Enough. In either case you're sure to like this second installment of Turnip's newest ongoing odd audio adventure!

Happy Halloween!

Written/Performed by

Turnip

MUSIC

The Minute Hour

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Do you like Scary Movies?? I don't, I always say Life's Scary Enough. In either case you're sure to like this first installment of Turnip's newest ongoing odd audio adventure!

Happy Halloween!

Written/Performed by

Turnip

MUSIC

The Minute Hour

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Have you ever wondered what it was like when Michael Myers first went to therapy? Don't! The answer to that question, along with the current whereabouts of Ramzi Yousef and Osama bin Laden, gets revealed in this comedy sketch.

STARRING

Kat Stryker

Turnip

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In the court of kings, no love is without treason.