This week’s episode is all about VERN! Vern is my pet Russian tortoise and he is a dream boat. He is the world’s easiest (and cutest) pet. Allergic to dogs or cats? Get a turtle. Want a pet who won’t make noise or rip up your shoes? Get a turtle. Love animals, but don’t want to feed them multiple times a day? Get a turtle. In this episode you will learn about how I got Vern, how long he will live, what he eats, and how smart he is! For real, he is the best. 

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