Wherein Tj and Chris stare down their fate: a red-jumpsuited superhero, goofy grin on his face, beating himself about the head and neck with mallets. Altana help us all.

This week's beer: Goose Island Festivity Ale

Music credits:

Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor

Castellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader

Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!