Turtle's Paradise

By Tj Condon

Welcome to Turtle's Paradise, where Chris & Tj invite you to join them in attempting to grasp the miasma of numbers, princesses, and strange haircuts that IS Final Fantasy.... more

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How many episodes does Turtle's Paradise have?

The podcast currently has 87 episodes available.

Turtle's Paradise episodes:

November 08, 2018 Turtle's Paradise Ep. T.1
Wherein Tj and Chris confront the oft-confusing translation of table dog purple liquefy, chili squint, and wet bread.
This week's beer: Rusty Rail NOktoberfest Rye Ale w/ blood orange
Music credits:
OP: "How Many Heavens Are There?" [Tifa's Theme] by Wiesty & XPRTNovice
ED: "The Shinra Shuffle" [Fight On!] by The Runaway Five
...more
32min
September 04, 2018 Turtle's Paradise Ep. VII.5
Wherein Tj and Chris (at long last) welcome Cid's comeuppance vis-a-vis a certain assistant, confirm that you can't do the Wutai quest after the Return to Midgar, and trivialize the entire challenge on a couple different occasions.
This week's beer: Rusty Gold Brewing Potential Energy Imperial IPA
Music credits:
OP: "How Many Heavens Are There?" [Tifa's Theme] by Wiesty & XPRTNovice
ED: "The Shinra Shuffle" [Fight On!] by The Runaway Five
...more
1h 24min
September 04, 2018 Turtle’s Paradise Ep. VII.5
Wherein Tj and Chris (at long last) welcome Cid's comeuppance vis-a-vis a certain assistant, confirm that you can't do the Wutai quest after the Return to Midgar, and trivialize the entire challenge on a couple different occasions.

This week's beer: Rusty Gold Brewing Potential Energy Imperial IPA

Music credits:

OP: "How Many Heavens Are There?" [Tifa's Theme] by Wiesty & XPRTNovice

ED: "The Shinra Shuffle" [Fight On!] by The Runaway Five
...more
1h 24min
June 08, 2018 Turtle's Paradise Ep. VII.4
Wherein Tj and Chris raise their body temperatures by any means necessary, completely disregard a tower defense game, and disappoint the more religious members of their families.
This week's beer: Rock Bottom Pittsburgh Uppity Jagoff IPA
Music credits:
OP: "How Many Heavens Are There?" [Tifa's Theme] by Wiesty & XPRTNovice
ED: "The Shinra Shuffle" [Fight On!] by The Runaway Five
Incidental: "Judgement-Funkadelic" [Judgment Day] by Charles Ritz, David Peacock, DrumUltimA, Dutcher Snedeker, Fredrik Häthén, Marc Papeghin, Nuri Tett, sschafi1, & Thennecan
Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
58min
June 07, 2018 Turtle's Paradise Ep. VII.4
Wherein Tj and Chris raise their body temperatures by any means necessary, completely disregard a tower defense game, and disappoint the more religious members of their families.
This week's beer: Rock Bottom Pittsburgh Uppity Jagoff IPA
Music credits:
OP: "How Many Heavens Are There?" [Tifa's Theme] by Wiesty & XPRTNovice
ED: "The Shinra Shuffle" [Fight On!] by The Runaway Five
Incidental: "Judgement-Funkadelic" [Judgment Day] by Charles Ritz, David Peacock, DrumUltimA, Dutcher Snedeker, Fredrik Häthén, Marc Papeghin, Nuri Tett, sschafi1, & Thennecan
Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
58min
June 07, 2018 Turtle’s Paradise Ep. VII.4
Wherein Tj and Chris raise their body temperatures by any means necessary, completely disregard a tower defense game, and disappoint the more religious members of their families.

This week's beer: Rock Bottom Pittsburgh Uppity Jagoff IPA

Music credits:

OP: "How Many Heavens Are There?" [Tifa's Theme] by Wiesty & XPRTNovice

ED: "The Shinra Shuffle" [Fight On!] by The Runaway Five

Incidental: "Judgement-Funkadelic" [Judgment Day] by Charles Ritz, David Peacock, DrumUltimA, Dutcher Snedeker, Fredrik Häthén, Marc Papeghin, Nuri Tett, sschafi1, & Thennecan

Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
58min
May 17, 2018 Turtle's Paradise Ep. VII.3
Wherein Tj and Chris are ON A BOAT, in LITTLE DUNE BUGGY, and go down in a blaze of glory but are still able to paddle around in shallow water and rivers.Oh, yeah, and she dies. Deal with it.
This week's beer: Southern Tier Nu Skool IPA
Music credits:
OP: "How Many Heavens Are There?" [Tifa's Theme] by Wiesty & XPRTNovice
ED: "The Shinra Shuffle" [Fight On!] by The Runaway Five
Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 28min
May 17, 2018 Turtle’s Paradise Ep. VII.3
Wherein Tj and Chris are ON A BOAT, in LITTLE DUNE BUGGY, and go down in a blaze of glory but are still able to paddle around in shallow water and rivers.

Oh, yeah, and she dies. Deal with it.

This week's beer: Southern Tier Nu Skool IPA

Music credits:

OP: "How Many Heavens Are There?" [Tifa's Theme] by Wiesty & XPRTNovice

ED: "The Shinra Shuffle" [Fight On!] by The Runaway Five

Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 28min
March 22, 2018 Turtle's Paradise Ep. VII.2
Wherein Tj and Chris channel their inner Kornheiser and Wilbon, shill grenades as the answer to every problem in Midgar, and receive gifts of dice and portability from friend of the show Andrew!
This week's beer: Magic Hat TFG IPA
Music credits:
OP: "How Many Heavens Are There?" [Tifa's Theme] by Wiesty & XPRTNovice
ED: "The Shinra Shuffle" [Fight On!] by The Runaway Five
Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 14min
March 21, 2018 Turtle's Paradise Ep. VII.2
Wherein Tj and Chris channel their inner Kornheiser and Wilbon, shill grenades as the answer to every problem in Midgar, and receive gifts of dice and portability from friend of the show Andrew!
This week's beer: Magic Hat TFG IPA
Music credits:
OP: "How Many Heavens Are There?" [Tifa's Theme] by Wiesty & XPRTNovice
ED: "The Shinra Shuffle" [Fight On!] by The Runaway Five
Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 14min

FAQs about Turtle's Paradise:

How many episodes does Turtle's Paradise have?

The podcast currently has 87 episodes available.