Turtle's Paradise

By Tj Condon

Welcome to Turtle's Paradise, where Chris & Tj invite you to join them in attempting to grasp the miasma of numbers, princesses, and strange haircuts that IS Final Fantasy.... more

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How many episodes does Turtle's Paradise have?

The podcast currently has 87 episodes available.

Turtle's Paradise episodes:

June 30, 2017 Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.5
Wherein Tj and Chris go bang zoom right to the moon, then back down again, then through a giant's digestive tract, then back to the moon, then into the moon, then into a bottle.

This week's beer: Brewery Ommegang Valar Morghulis

Music credits:

Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage

Find these at OCRemix.org!
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1h 14min
June 18, 2017 Turtle's Paradise Ep. IV.4
Wherein Tj and Chris break a little girl's dolls AND swipe her necklace, beat an injured friend about the head with a frying pan, and celebrate the meteoric rise of Jake Guentzel.
This week's beer: East End Big Hop
Music credits:
Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the WolfClosing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd CabbageInterstital Poetry Slam Bongo Beat: Gemini Salsa by McVaff
Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 17min
June 17, 2017 Turtle's Paradise Ep. IV.4
Wherein Tj and Chris break a little girl's dolls AND swipe her necklace, beat an injured friend about the head with a frying pan, and celebrate the meteoric rise of Jake Guentzel.
This week's beer: East End Big Hop
Music credits:
Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the WolfClosing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd CabbageInterstital Poetry Slam Bongo Beat: Gemini Salsa by McVaff
Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 17min
June 17, 2017 Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.4
Wherein Tj and Chris break a little girl's dolls AND swipe her necklace, beat an injured friend about the head with a frying pan, and celebrate the meteoric rise of Jake Guentzel.

This week's beer: East End Big Hop

Music credits:

Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage
Interstital Poetry Slam Bongo Beat: Gemini Salsa by McVaff

Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 17min
June 11, 2017 Turtle's Paradise Ep. IV.3
Wherein Tj and Chris put down three out of four fiends, shed pounds quickly and easily (by ditching all the metal) and celebrate a deep cut from ELO's Time album.
This week's beer: Erie Railbender Scottish-style Ale
Music credits:
Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the WolfClosing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage
Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 9min
June 10, 2017 Turtle's Paradise Ep. IV.3
Wherein Tj and Chris put down three out of four fiends, shed pounds quickly and easily (by ditching all the metal) and celebrate a deep cut from ELO's Time album.
This week's beer: Erie Railbender Scottish-style Ale
Music credits:
Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the WolfClosing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage
Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 9min
June 10, 2017 Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.3
Wherein Tj and Chris put down three out of four fiends, shed pounds quickly and easily (by ditching all the metal) and celebrate a deep cut from ELO's Time album.

This week's beer: Erie Railbender Scottish-style Ale

Music credits:

Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage

Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 9min
May 19, 2017 Turtle's Paradise Ep. IV.2
Wherein Tj and Chris get volunteered for a trap^H^H^H^Hdelivery mission, Animal Crossing of all things gets name-checked, and a Gordon Lightfoot classic gets repurposed into a dig on Alexander Ovechkin.
This week's beer: Ballast Point Unfiltered Sculpin Extra Hopped India Pale Ale
Music credits:
Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the WolfClosing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage
Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 15min
May 19, 2017 Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.2
Wherein Tj and Chris get volunteered for a trap^H^H^H^Hdelivery mission, Animal Crossing of all things gets name-checked, and a Gordon Lightfoot classic gets repurposed into a dig on Alexander Ovechkin.

This week's beer: Ballast Point Unfiltered Sculpin Extra Hopped India Pale Ale

Music credits:

Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage

Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 15min
May 12, 2017 Turtle's Paradise Ep. IV.1
Wherein Tj and Chris wax nostalgic (or not), Tj names 16-bit games he likes for a period of time for whatever reason, and Chris breaks down the etymology of "spoony."
This week's beer: Spoonwood + Apis Beard of Bees
Music credits:
Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the WolfClosing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage
Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
43min

FAQs about Turtle's Paradise:

How many episodes does Turtle's Paradise have?

The podcast currently has 87 episodes available.