Turtle's Paradise

Turtle's Paradise

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Turtle's Paradise episodes

  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. IV.5
    Wherein Tj and Chris go bang zoom right to the moon, then back down again, then through a giant's digestive tract, then back to the moon, then into the moon, then into a bottle.
    This week's beer: Brewery Ommegang Valar Morghulis
    Music credits:
    Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the WolfClosing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage
    Find these at OCRemix.org!
    1 hr 14 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. IV.4
    Wherein Tj and Chris break a little girl's dolls AND swipe her necklace, beat an injured friend about the head with a frying pan, and celebrate the meteoric rise of Jake Guentzel.
    This week's beer: East End Big Hop
    Music credits:
    Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the WolfClosing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd CabbageInterstital Poetry Slam Bongo Beat: Gemini Salsa by McVaff
    Find these at OCRemix.org!
    1 hr 17 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.4

    Wherein Tj and Chris break a little girl's dolls AND swipe her necklace, beat an injured friend about the head with a frying pan, and celebrate the meteoric rise of Jake Guentzel.


    This week's beer: East End Big Hop


    Music credits:


    Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
    Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage
    Interstital Poetry Slam Bongo Beat: Gemini Salsa by McVaff


    Find these at OCRemix.org!

    1 hr 17 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. IV.4
    Wherein Tj and Chris break a little girl's dolls AND swipe her necklace, beat an injured friend about the head with a frying pan, and celebrate the meteoric rise of Jake Guentzel.
    This week's beer: East End Big Hop
    Music credits:
    Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the WolfClosing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd CabbageInterstital Poetry Slam Bongo Beat: Gemini Salsa by McVaff
    Find these at OCRemix.org!
    1 hr 17 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. IV.3
    Wherein Tj and Chris put down three out of four fiends, shed pounds quickly and easily (by ditching all the metal) and celebrate a deep cut from ELO's Time album.
    This week's beer: Erie Railbender Scottish-style Ale
    Music credits:
    Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the WolfClosing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage
    Find these at OCRemix.org!
    1 hr 9 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.3

    Wherein Tj and Chris put down three out of four fiends, shed pounds quickly and easily (by ditching all the metal) and celebrate a deep cut from ELO's Time album.


    This week's beer: Erie Railbender Scottish-style Ale


    Music credits:


    Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
    Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage


    Find these at OCRemix.org!

    1 hr 9 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. IV.3
    Wherein Tj and Chris put down three out of four fiends, shed pounds quickly and easily (by ditching all the metal) and celebrate a deep cut from ELO's Time album.
    This week's beer: Erie Railbender Scottish-style Ale
    Music credits:
    Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the WolfClosing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage
    Find these at OCRemix.org!
    1 hr 9 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. IV.2
    Wherein Tj and Chris get volunteered for a trap^H^H^H^Hdelivery mission, Animal Crossing of all things gets name-checked, and a Gordon Lightfoot classic gets repurposed into a dig on Alexander Ovechkin.
    This week's beer: Ballast Point Unfiltered Sculpin Extra Hopped India Pale Ale
    Music credits:
    Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the WolfClosing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage
    Find these at OCRemix.org!
    1 hr 15 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.2

    Wherein Tj and Chris get volunteered for a trap^H^H^H^Hdelivery mission, Animal Crossing of all things gets name-checked, and a Gordon Lightfoot classic gets repurposed into a dig on Alexander Ovechkin.


    This week's beer: Ballast Point Unfiltered Sculpin Extra Hopped India Pale Ale


    Music credits:


    Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
    Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage


    Find these at OCRemix.org!

    1 hr 15 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. IV.1
    Wherein Tj and Chris wax nostalgic (or not), Tj names 16-bit games he likes for a period of time for whatever reason, and Chris breaks down the etymology of "spoony."
    This week's beer: Spoonwood + Apis Beard of Bees
    Music credits:
    Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the WolfClosing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage
    Find these at OCRemix.org!
    43 min

About Turtle's Paradise

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Welcome to Turtle's Paradise, where Chris & Tj invite you to join them in attempting to grasp the miasma of numbers, princesses, and strange haircuts that IS Final Fantasy.