Turtle's Paradise

Turtle's Paradise

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Turtle's Paradise episodes

  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.1

    Wherein Tj and Chris wax nostalgic (or not), Tj names 16-bit games he likes for a period of time for whatever reason, and Chris breaks down the etymology of "spoony."


    This week's beer: Spoonwood + Apis Beard of Bees


    Music credits:


    Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
    Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage


    Find these at OCRemix.org!

    43 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. III.5
    Wherein Tj and Chris are implicated in the deaths of two old people (kinda), realize just how much of this game Shigesato Itoi bit while writing EarthBound, and see if strange women lying in vortices distributing beatings are any basis for a system of government.
    This week's beer: Full Pint Gus IPA
    Music credits:
    Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo UematsuWinds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien
    1 hr 8 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.5

    Wherein Tj and Chris are implicated in the deaths of two old people (kinda), realize just how much of this game Shigesato Itoi bit while writing EarthBound, and see if strange women lying in vortices distributing beatings are any basis for a system of government.


    This week's beer: Full Pint Gus IPA


    Music credits:


    Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
    Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien

    1 hr 8 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. III.5
    Wherein Tj and Chris are implicated in the deaths of two old people (kinda), realize just how much of this game Shigesato Itoi bit while writing EarthBound, and see if strange women lying in vortices distributing beatings are any basis for a system of government.
    This week's beer: Full Pint Gus IPA
    Music credits:
    Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo UematsuWinds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien
    1 hr 8 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. III.4
    Wherein Tj and Chris pay off their parking tickets and get their airship unbooted, immediately total said vehicle because isn't that how it always works, and mother. ****ing. Garuda.
    This week's beer: Elysian Space Dust IPA
    Music credits:
    Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo UematsuWinds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien
    Find the latter at OCRemix.org!
    54 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.4

    Wherein Tj and Chris pay off their parking tickets and get their airship unbooted, immediately total said vehicle because isn't that how it always works, and mother. ****ing. Garuda.


    This week's beer: Elysian Space Dust IPA


    Music credits:


    Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
    Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien


    Find the latter at OCRemix.org!

    54 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. III.3
    Wherein Tj and Chris get their Frog on, get clubbed in the back of the head, and get controversial about how to explain why these Final Fantasy games are full of orphans.
    This week's beer: Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale
    Music credits:
    Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo UematsuWinds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien
    Find the latter at OCRemix.org!
    58 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.3

    Wherein Tj and Chris get their Frog on, get clubbed in the back of the head, and get controversial about how to explain why these Final Fantasy games are full of orphans.


    This week's beer: Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale


    Music credits:


    Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
    Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien


    Find the latter at OCRemix.org!


     
     
    58 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. III.2
    Wherein Tj and Chris AAAAGH A HOLE, airships naturally attract rebellious pugilist girls, and we're circumnavigating the world on chocoboback two games before it was popular.
    This week's beer: Southern Tier Thick Mint
    Music credits:
    Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo UematsuWinds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien
    Find the latter at OCRemix.org!
    1 hr 6 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.2

    Wherein Tj and Chris AAAAGH A HOLE, airships naturally attract rebellious pugilist girls, and we're circumnavigating the world on chocoboback two games before it was popular.


    This week's beer: Southern Tier Thick Mint


    Music credits:


    Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
    Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien


    Find the latter at OCRemix.org!

    1 hr 6 min

About Turtle's Paradise

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Welcome to Turtle's Paradise, where Chris & Tj invite you to join them in attempting to grasp the miasma of numbers, princesses, and strange haircuts that IS Final Fantasy.