Turtle's Paradise

Turtle's Paradise

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Turtle's Paradise episodes

  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. II.2
    Wherein Tj and Chris flagellate themselves in memory of two fallen rebels, Tj falls victim to sub-standard backward compatability, and that's why we call him Greg.
    This week's beer: Breckenridge Vanilla Porter
    Music credits:
    Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptorCastellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader
    Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
    1 hr 4 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. II.2

    Wherein Tj and Chris flagellate themselves in memory of two fallen rebels, Tj falls victim to sub-standard backward compatability, and that's why we call him Greg.
    This week's beer: Breckenridge Vanilla Porter
    Music credits:
    Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor
    Castellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader
    Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
    1 hr 4 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. II.1
    Wherein Tj and Chris stare down their fate: a red-jumpsuited superhero, goofy grin on his face, beating himself about the head and neck with mallets. Altana help us all.This week's beer: Goose Island Festivity Ale
    Music credits:
    Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptorCastellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader
    Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
    34 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. I.5
    Wherein Tj and Chris learn that "polyglot" isn't just a badass Scrabble word, assemble a bellcube, shred a lute solo, and end Chaos as ordained by the destiny that they just rendered null and void.
    This week's beer: Ellicottville Brewing Co. Stainless Steel IPA
    Tweet us @turtlespodcast, or email your own comments at [email protected]
    Music credits: Opening: Secrets Abound [Motoya's Cave] by Midgarian Sky Closing: The Caerulean Ruins [Chaos Temple] by M-H Enjoy both of these tracks on OCRemix.org!
    44 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. I.5

    Wherein Tj and Chris learn that "polyglot" isn't just a badass Scrabble word, assemble a bellcube, shred a lute solo, and end Chaos as ordained by the destiny that they just rendered null and void.
    This week's beer: Ellicottville Brewing Co. Stainless Steel IPA
    Tweet us @turtlespodcast, or email your own comments at [email protected]

    Music credits:
    Opening: Secrets Abound [Motoya's Cave] by Midgarian Sky
    Closing: The Caerulean Ruins [Chaos Temple] by M-H
    Enjoy both of these tracks on OCRemix.org!

    44 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. II.1

    Wherein Tj and Chris stare down their fate: a red-jumpsuited superhero, goofy grin on his face, beating himself about the head and neck with mallets. Altana help us all.

    This week's beer: Goose Island Festivity Ale
    Music credits:
    Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor
    Castellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader
    Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
    34 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. I.4
    Wherein Tj and Chris take it all kinds of easy with the Class Changes and the Water Templeshrine. Record Keeper comes up for a time; be warned. Myron Cope comes up for a time; be warned.
    This week's beer: Reamer Drive Boozery Blazblueberry
    Tweet us @turtlespodcast, or email your own comments at [email protected]
    Music credits: Opening: Secrets Abound [Motoya's Cave] by Midgarian Sky Closing: The Caerulean Ruins [Chaos Temple] by M-H Enjoy both of these tracks on OCRemix.org!
    56 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. I.4

    Wherein Tj and Chris take it all kinds of easy with the Class Changes and the Water Templeshrine. Record Keeper comes up for a time; be warned. Myron Cope comes up for a time; be warned.
    This week's beer: Reamer Drive Boozery Blazblueberry
    Tweet us @turtlespodcast, or email your own comments at [email protected]

    Music credits:
    Opening: Secrets Abound [Motoya's Cave] by Midgarian Sky
    Closing: The Caerulean Ruins [Chaos Temple] by M-H
    Enjoy both of these tracks on OCRemix.org!

    56 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. I.4
    Wherein Tj and Chris take it all kinds of easy with the Class Changes and the Water Templeshrine. Record Keeper comes up for a time; be warned. Myron Cope comes up for a time; be warned.
    This week's beer: Reamer Drive Boozery Blazblueberry
    Tweet us @turtlespodcast, or email your own comments at [email protected]
    Music credits: Opening: Secrets Abound [Motoya's Cave] by Midgarian Sky Closing: The Caerulean Ruins [Chaos Temple] by M-H Enjoy both of these tracks on OCRemix.org!
    56 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. I.3
    Wherein Tj and Chris take on the Terra Cave (easycakes) twice (still easy). Gulg(?) Volcano (THE FLOOR IS LAVA), and the (*@$#!) Ice (*@$#!) Cave (*@$#!).
    This week's beer: Terrapin Hopsecutioner (because that totally looks like a Tonberry, trust us)
    Tweet us @turtlespodcast, or email your own comments at [email protected]
    Music credits: Opening: Secrets Abound [Motoya's Cave] by Midgarian Sky Closing: The Caerulean Ruins [Chaos Temple] by M-H Enjoy both of these tracks on OCRemix.org!
    40 min

About Turtle's Paradise

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Welcome to Turtle's Paradise, where Chris & Tj invite you to join them in attempting to grasp the miasma of numbers, princesses, and strange haircuts that IS Final Fantasy.