Turtle's Paradise

Turtle's Paradise

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Turtle's Paradise episodes

  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. III.2
    Wherein Tj and Chris AAAAGH A HOLE, airships naturally attract rebellious pugilist girls, and we're circumnavigating the world on chocoboback two games before it was popular.
    This week's beer: Southern Tier Thick Mint
    Music credits:
    Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo UematsuWinds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien
    Find the latter at OCRemix.org!
    1 hr 6 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. III.1
    Wherein Tj and Chris realize that they really don't have the foggiest idea what they're getting themselves into. Like, literally. There are four characters! There are jobs! There is floundering! Beer is consumed!
    This week's beer: Wittekerke Belgian Wit
    Music credits:
    Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo UematsuWinds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien
    Find the latter at OCRemix.org!
    37 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.1

    Wherein Tj and Chris realize that they really don't have the foggiest idea what they're getting themselves into. Like, literally. There are four characters! There are jobs! There is floundering! Beer is consumed!
    This week's beer: Wittekerke Belgian Wit
    Music credits:
    Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
    Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien
    Find the latter at OCRemix.org!
    37 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. II.5
    Wherein Tj and Chris ACTUALLY FINISH FINAL FANTASY II. LIKE, FOR REALS. And then they gripe about this thing they just did, and how many ways they (intentionally and unintentionally) broke this game like a Browns fan's hope in August.
    This week's beer: Flying Dog Lucky SOB Irish Red Ale
    Music credits:
    Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptorCastellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader
    Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
    52 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. II.5

    Wherein Tj and Chris ACTUALLY FINISH FINAL FANTASY II. LIKE, FOR REALS. And then they gripe about this thing they just did, and how many ways they (intentionally and unintentionally) broke this game like a Browns fan's hope in August.
    This week's beer: Flying Dog Lucky SOB Irish Red Ale
    Music credits:
    Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor
    Castellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader
    Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
    52 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. II.4
    Wherein Tj and Chris flagellate themselves in memory of two more fallen rebels, we wonder just why this Leviathan swallowed an entire Ikea, and apparently 250 is a ridiculously low amount of HP for Maria at this point. Who knew?
    This week's beer: Fat Head's Hop Juju Imperial IPA
    Music credits:
    Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptorCastellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader
    Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
    1 hr 4 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. II.4

    Wherein Tj and Chris flagellate themselves in memory of two more fallen rebels, we wonder just why this Leviathan swallowed an entire Ikea, and apparently 250 is a ridiculously low amount of HP for Maria at this point. Who knew?
    This week's beer: Fat Head's Hop Juju Imperial IPA
    Music credits:
    Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor
    Castellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader
    Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
    1 hr 4 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. II.3
    Wherein Tj and Chris argue about what the hell to call this big brick building, Suddenly Hill Gigas, and cue the Barry White music when the Princess gets a little frisky.
    This week's beer: 307 Ale
    Music credits:
    Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptorCastellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon StraderSpecial Bonus Incidental music: Judgement-Funkadelic by Charles Ritz, David Peacock, DrumUltimA, Dutcher Snedeker, Fredrik Häthén, Marc Papeghin, Nuri Tett, sschafi1, and Thennecan.
    Find (some of) these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
    48 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. II.3

    Wherein Tj and Chris argue about what the hell to call this big brick building, Suddenly Hill Gigas, and cue the Barry White music when the Princess gets a little frisky.
    This week's beer: 307 Ale
    Music credits:
    Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor
    Castellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader
    Special Bonus Incidental music: Judgement-Funkadelic by Charles Ritz, David Peacock, DrumUltimA, Dutcher Snedeker, Fredrik Häthén, Marc Papeghin, Nuri Tett, sschafi1, and Thennecan.
    Find (some of) these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
    48 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. II.3
    Wherein Tj and Chris argue about what the hell to call this big brick building, Suddenly Hill Gigas, and cue the Barry White music when the Princess gets a little frisky.
    This week's beer: 307 Ale
    Music credits:
    Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptorCastellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon StraderSpecial Bonus Incidental music: Judgement-Funkadelic by Charles Ritz, David Peacock, DrumUltimA, Dutcher Snedeker, Fredrik Häthén, Marc Papeghin, Nuri Tett, sschafi1, and Thennecan.
    Find (some of) these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
    48 min

About Turtle's Paradise

From the publisher's feed

Welcome to Turtle's Paradise, where Chris & Tj invite you to join them in attempting to grasp the miasma of numbers, princesses, and strange haircuts that IS Final Fantasy.