Turtle's Paradise

By Tj Condon

Welcome to Turtle's Paradise, where Chris & Tj invite you to join them in attempting to grasp the miasma of numbers, princesses, and strange haircuts that IS Final Fantasy.... more

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How many episodes does Turtle's Paradise have?

The podcast currently has 87 episodes available.

Turtle's Paradise episodes:

March 24, 2017 Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.2
Wherein Tj and Chris AAAAGH A HOLE, airships naturally attract rebellious pugilist girls, and we're circumnavigating the world on chocoboback two games before it was popular.

This week's beer: Southern Tier Thick Mint

Music credits:

Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien

Find the latter at OCRemix.org!
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1h 6min
March 20, 2017 Turtle's Paradise Ep. III.1
Wherein Tj and Chris realize that they really don't have the foggiest idea what they're getting themselves into. Like, literally. There are four characters! There are jobs! There is floundering! Beer is consumed!
This week's beer: Wittekerke Belgian Wit
Music credits:
Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo UematsuWinds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien
Find the latter at OCRemix.org!
...more
37min
March 20, 2017 Turtle’s Paradise Ep. III.1

Wherein Tj and Chris realize that they really don't have the foggiest idea what they're getting themselves into. Like, literally. There are four characters! There are jobs! There is floundering! Beer is consumed!
This week's beer: Wittekerke Belgian Wit
Music credits:
Into the Crystal Cave (FFIII OST) by Nobuo Uematsu
Winds of Eternity (Eternal Wind) by Avien
Find the latter at OCRemix.org!
...more
37min
March 11, 2017 Turtle's Paradise Ep. II.5
Wherein Tj and Chris ACTUALLY FINISH FINAL FANTASY II. LIKE, FOR REALS. And then they gripe about this thing they just did, and how many ways they (intentionally and unintentionally) broke this game like a Browns fan's hope in August.
This week's beer: Flying Dog Lucky SOB Irish Red Ale
Music credits:
Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptorCastellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader
Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
...more
52min
March 11, 2017 Turtle’s Paradise Ep. II.5

Wherein Tj and Chris ACTUALLY FINISH FINAL FANTASY II. LIKE, FOR REALS. And then they gripe about this thing they just did, and how many ways they (intentionally and unintentionally) broke this game like a Browns fan's hope in August.
This week's beer: Flying Dog Lucky SOB Irish Red Ale
Music credits:
Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor
Castellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader
Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
...more
52min
February 22, 2017 Turtle's Paradise Ep. II.4
Wherein Tj and Chris flagellate themselves in memory of two more fallen rebels, we wonder just why this Leviathan swallowed an entire Ikea, and apparently 250 is a ridiculously low amount of HP for Maria at this point. Who knew?
This week's beer: Fat Head's Hop Juju Imperial IPA
Music credits:
Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptorCastellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader
Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 4min
February 22, 2017 Turtle’s Paradise Ep. II.4

Wherein Tj and Chris flagellate themselves in memory of two more fallen rebels, we wonder just why this Leviathan swallowed an entire Ikea, and apparently 250 is a ridiculously low amount of HP for Maria at this point. Who knew?
This week's beer: Fat Head's Hop Juju Imperial IPA
Music credits:
Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor
Castellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader
Find these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 4min
February 10, 2017 Turtle's Paradise Ep. II.3
Wherein Tj and Chris argue about what the hell to call this big brick building, Suddenly Hill Gigas, and cue the Barry White music when the Princess gets a little frisky.
This week's beer: 307 Ale
Music credits:
Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptorCastellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon StraderSpecial Bonus Incidental music: Judgement-Funkadelic by Charles Ritz, David Peacock, DrumUltimA, Dutcher Snedeker, Fredrik Häthén, Marc Papeghin, Nuri Tett, sschafi1, and Thennecan.
Find (some of) these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
...more
48min
February 09, 2017 Turtle's Paradise Ep. II.3
Wherein Tj and Chris argue about what the hell to call this big brick building, Suddenly Hill Gigas, and cue the Barry White music when the Princess gets a little frisky.
This week's beer: 307 Ale
Music credits:
Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptorCastellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon StraderSpecial Bonus Incidental music: Judgement-Funkadelic by Charles Ritz, David Peacock, DrumUltimA, Dutcher Snedeker, Fredrik Häthén, Marc Papeghin, Nuri Tett, sschafi1, and Thennecan.
Find (some of) these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
...more
48min
February 09, 2017 Turtle’s Paradise Ep. II.3

Wherein Tj and Chris argue about what the hell to call this big brick building, Suddenly Hill Gigas, and cue the Barry White music when the Princess gets a little frisky.
This week's beer: 307 Ale
Music credits:
Firion N Maria (Will Take You to the Rebels) [The Rebel Army] by PrototypeRaptor
Castellum Infernum [Castle Pandemonium] by Brandon Strader
Special Bonus Incidental music: Judgement-Funkadelic by Charles Ritz, David Peacock, DrumUltimA, Dutcher Snedeker, Fredrik Häthén, Marc Papeghin, Nuri Tett, sschafi1, and Thennecan.
Find (some of) these tracks on the Final Fantasy II: Rebellion album at OCRemix.org!
...more
48min

FAQs about Turtle's Paradise:

How many episodes does Turtle's Paradise have?

The podcast currently has 87 episodes available.