Turtle's Paradise

Turtle's Paradise

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Turtle's Paradise episodes

  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. V.4

    Wherein Tj and Chris are really concerned for the self-destructive behavior Lenna's exhibiting, waffle on whether or not to call them Crystals just yet, and お前はもう死んでいる


    This week's beer: Great Lakes Lake Erie Monster Imperial IPA


    Music credits:


    Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSword
    Closing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg


    Find these at OCRemix.org!

    1 hr 16 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. V.3
    Wherein Tj and Chris try not to get split in half by Conan the Librarian, perform the Heimlich Maneuver on a chocobo, and go on at length about how awesome Clash on the Big Bridge is.
    This week's beer: Rusted Rail Blue Collar Raspberry
    Music credits:
    Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSwordClosing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg
    Find these at OCRemix.org!
    1 hr 7 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. V.3

    Wherein Tj and Chris try not to get split in half by Conan the Librarian, perform the Heimlich Maneuver on a chocobo, and go on at length about how awesome Clash on the Big Bridge is.


    This week's beer: Rusted Rail Blue Collar Raspberry


    Music credits:


    Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSword
    Closing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg


    Find these at OCRemix.org!

    1 hr 7 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. V.2
    Wherein Tj and Chris interrupt their lives of leisure for the sake of a princess and an amnesiac, learn the value of rods (specifically, exactly 750 gil) and get their motors running for the annual Karnak 500!
    This week's beer: Magic Hat Ticket to Rye IPA
    Music credits:
    Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSwordClosing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg
    Find these at OCRemix.org!
    1 hr 18 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. V.2

    Wherein Tj and Chris interrupt their lives of leisure for the sake of a princess and an amnesiac, learn the value of rods (specifically, exactly 750 gil) and get their motors running for the annual Karnak 500!


    This week's beer: Magic Hat Ticket to Rye IPA


    Music credits:


    Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSword
    Closing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg


    Find these at OCRemix.org!

    1 hr 18 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. V.1
    Wherein Tj and Chris explain just why they'll be wearing sombreros for this game, celebrate the introduction of Blue Mages to Final Fantasy, and prepare for a (couple) runs through a game that I guess we were just too stupid for in the 90s.
    This week's beer: Breckenridge Barrel-aged Imperial Cherry Stout
    Music credits:
    Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSwordClosing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg
    Find these at OCRemix.org!
    42 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. V.1

    Wherein Tj and Chris explain just why they'll be wearing sombreros for this game, celebrate the introduction of Blue Mages to Final Fantasy, and prepare for a (couple) runs through a game that I guess we were just too stupid for in the 90s.


    This week's beer: Breckenridge Barrel-aged Imperial Cherry Stout


    Music credits:


    Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSword
    Closing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg


    Find these at OCRemix.org!

    42 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. V.1
    Wherein Tj and Chris explain just why they'll be wearing sombreros for this game, celebrate the introduction of Blue Mages to Final Fantasy, and prepare for a (couple) runs through a game that I guess we were just too stupid for in the 90s.
    This week's beer: Breckenridge Barrel-aged Imperial Cherry Stout
    Music credits:
    Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSwordClosing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg
    Find these at OCRemix.org!
    42 min
  • Turtle's Paradise Ep. IV.5
    Wherein Tj and Chris go bang zoom right to the moon, then back down again, then through a giant's digestive tract, then back to the moon, then into the moon, then into a bottle.
    This week's beer: Brewery Ommegang Valar Morghulis
    Music credits:
    Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the WolfClosing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage
    Find these at OCRemix.org!
    1 hr 14 min
  • Turtle’s Paradise Ep. IV.5

    Wherein Tj and Chris go bang zoom right to the moon, then back down again, then through a giant's digestive tract, then back to the moon, then into the moon, then into a bottle.


    This week's beer: Brewery Ommegang Valar Morghulis


    Music credits:


    Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the Wolf
    Closing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage


    Find these at OCRemix.org!

    1 hr 14 min

About Turtle's Paradise

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Welcome to Turtle's Paradise, where Chris & Tj invite you to join them in attempting to grasp the miasma of numbers, princesses, and strange haircuts that IS Final Fantasy.