Turtle's Paradise

By Tj Condon

Welcome to Turtle's Paradise, where Chris & Tj invite you to join them in attempting to grasp the miasma of numbers, princesses, and strange haircuts that IS Final Fantasy.... more

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How many episodes does Turtle's Paradise have?

The podcast currently has 87 episodes available.

Turtle's Paradise episodes:

August 21, 2017 Turtle’s Paradise Ep. V.4
Wherein Tj and Chris are really concerned for the self-destructive behavior Lenna's exhibiting, waffle on whether or not to call them Crystals just yet, and お前はもう死んでいる

This week's beer: Great Lakes Lake Erie Monster Imperial IPA

Music credits:

Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSword
Closing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg

Find these at OCRemix.org!
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1h 16min
August 04, 2017 Turtle's Paradise Ep. V.3
Wherein Tj and Chris try not to get split in half by Conan the Librarian, perform the Heimlich Maneuver on a chocobo, and go on at length about how awesome Clash on the Big Bridge is.
This week's beer: Rusted Rail Blue Collar Raspberry
Music credits:
Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSwordClosing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg
Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 7min
August 04, 2017 Turtle’s Paradise Ep. V.3
Wherein Tj and Chris try not to get split in half by Conan the Librarian, perform the Heimlich Maneuver on a chocobo, and go on at length about how awesome Clash on the Big Bridge is.

This week's beer: Rusted Rail Blue Collar Raspberry

Music credits:

Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSword
Closing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg

Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 7min
July 21, 2017 Turtle's Paradise Ep. V.2
Wherein Tj and Chris interrupt their lives of leisure for the sake of a princess and an amnesiac, learn the value of rods (specifically, exactly 750 gil) and get their motors running for the annual Karnak 500!
This week's beer: Magic Hat Ticket to Rye IPA
Music credits:
Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSwordClosing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg
Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 18min
July 21, 2017 Turtle’s Paradise Ep. V.2
Wherein Tj and Chris interrupt their lives of leisure for the sake of a princess and an amnesiac, learn the value of rods (specifically, exactly 750 gil) and get their motors running for the annual Karnak 500!

This week's beer: Magic Hat Ticket to Rye IPA

Music credits:

Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSword
Closing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg

Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 18min
July 19, 2017 Turtle's Paradise Ep. V.1
Wherein Tj and Chris explain just why they'll be wearing sombreros for this game, celebrate the introduction of Blue Mages to Final Fantasy, and prepare for a (couple) runs through a game that I guess we were just too stupid for in the 90s.
This week's beer: Breckenridge Barrel-aged Imperial Cherry Stout
Music credits:
Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSwordClosing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg
Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
42min
July 18, 2017 Turtle's Paradise Ep. V.1
Wherein Tj and Chris explain just why they'll be wearing sombreros for this game, celebrate the introduction of Blue Mages to Final Fantasy, and prepare for a (couple) runs through a game that I guess we were just too stupid for in the 90s.
This week's beer: Breckenridge Barrel-aged Imperial Cherry Stout
Music credits:
Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSwordClosing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg
Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
42min
July 18, 2017 Turtle’s Paradise Ep. V.1
Wherein Tj and Chris explain just why they'll be wearing sombreros for this game, celebrate the introduction of Blue Mages to Final Fantasy, and prepare for a (couple) runs through a game that I guess we were just too stupid for in the 90s.

This week's beer: Breckenridge Barrel-aged Imperial Cherry Stout

Music credits:

Opening Theme: Little Black Book [The Writings of the Seal] by DarkeSword
Closing Theme: Boss Key [Clash on the Big Bridge; Supreme Lord Exdeath] by Norg

Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
42min
July 01, 2017 Turtle's Paradise Ep. IV.5
Wherein Tj and Chris go bang zoom right to the moon, then back down again, then through a giant's digestive tract, then back to the moon, then into the moon, then into a bottle.
This week's beer: Brewery Ommegang Valar Morghulis
Music credits:
Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the WolfClosing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage
Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 14min
June 30, 2017 Turtle's Paradise Ep. IV.5
Wherein Tj and Chris go bang zoom right to the moon, then back down again, then through a giant's digestive tract, then back to the moon, then into the moon, then into a bottle.
This week's beer: Brewery Ommegang Valar Morghulis
Music credits:
Opening Theme: OMFG! GET OUT OF THERE!!! (Run!) by Cyril the WolfClosing Theme: Treason (Battle with the Four Fiends) by Kidd Cabbage
Find these at OCRemix.org!
...more
1h 14min

FAQs about Turtle's Paradise:

How many episodes does Turtle's Paradise have?

The podcast currently has 87 episodes available.