One time Kevin Smith got super stoned, read a fake personal ad, and pitched a walrus horror movie. With some really good leads. And effects. And only like, 20 minutes that are completely unwatchable. Round these parts we're a sucker for quality body horror.

This film raises some very important questions, like: does Kevin Smith qualify for auteur theory? when did Shawn learn to do a pretty good Dr. Doofenshmirtz impression? Why is Johnny Depp still getting work?

CONTENT WARNING for discussion of sexual assault and bestiality.

Inspiration to Script; https://soundcloud.com/smodcast/smodcast-259-the-walrus-and

The Giant Fucking Spider Story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo2KB1dEDdk

2:00 Production History

12:30 The Ghost of Shock Jock Future

17:00 Let's Get Our Auteur Theory On

29:00 Howard Howe, Personalized Serial Killing

35:00 The Love Interest One

39:00 Comedy Grimdark Pasts

41:00 The Movie Dies (Because Depp Stabbed it to Death)

47:00 Walrus Crime

52:00 Tears of a Manrus

59:00 True North Trilogy

61:00 Should You Watch This

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