TV Cream

Are you afraid to face Chris, Craig and Jack, David? Never invite Creamguide (Films) into your home, or else you will get this commentary podcast, which reflects on a superior entry into the cinematic vampiric canon. Come for the chat about The Lost Boy's elegant, self-working plot and stay for the chat in which Jack correctly identifies that Automan was on BBC1 not ITV.

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return, hopefully, for Halloween

After a seven month gap, during which John Tovey died, but little else of significance occurred, Chris, Craig and Jack are back Back BACK and coming ATCHA with a new podcast commentary, in which Sir Lew of Grade's inestimable film, The Boys from Brazilcomes on the big telly in Chris' living room.  In this podcast commentary, learn everything you need to know about the Good Guy's top four films of the year so far and prepare to be amazed as the Boys from Barlanark berate the acting skills of Gregory Peckory.

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return, but - be assured - that's their root beer in the fridge.

It's the last episode of this six-part run, and here's Ian and Graham nattering about two shows. 

This episode includes: An incredibly annoying song. *Incredibly* annoying.

Graham and Chris meet, each bringing an undisclosed show for the other to watch, and then talk about. And that, in a nutshell, is the format. 

This episode includes: Flirty fishing, magic rabbits, a 'bluey' and sorrel, gathered this morning from a Wiltshire hedgerow.

This time around, Chris and Ian are getting together to surprise each other with a couple of old TV shows and then have a chat about them. 

This episode includes: The SDP, the M25, Sky Television, CFCs, Edwina Currie, British Rail, Oliver North and Dan Quayle.

This week, it's Ian and Graham in the home-office, watching and then chatting about a couple of TV shows.

This episode includes: A fort, a cell, a defecting biochemist and a stool pigeon.

Hiya! It's a Chris and Graham one.

This episode includes: Which international airlines fly from Heathrow? And who wrote Alistair Maclean's Hostage Tower?

It's the start of a brand-new six-part run! So, anyway, first Chris makes Ian watch (and then chat about) a show of which he has no prior knowledge, then Ian reciprocates.

This episode includes: "Well, it's a person, inside a large costume which looks a bit like a giant sheep - but pink. Kind of like a mound of fur or hair. And protruding from this lump is a long neck with a beak at the end."

The shadowy cabal of Chris, Craig and Jack are joined by no one, but do welcome a new scriptwriter for Craig's lines.  In this podcast commentary, learn everything you need to know about what makes a perfect film, and why Battle Beyond the Stars qualifies for that epithet.  Also, even more chat on old shops, including quite specific references to an individual branch of Safeways.  you have been warned.

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return ...

The shadowy cabal of Chris, Craig and Jack is joined by actual lady, Rose, to drill into the exact definition of the Right Kind of Goth. Along the way, the quartet pick apart the dubious gender politics of Francis Ford Dracula's Bram Stoker's Coppola and listen out for a guest appearance by David Morrissey ... or is it?  Or is it?  Or is it?

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return ...