On this episode of our Gilmore Girls mini-series, Swanson, Kiorein and Stairmaster watch as Lorelai falls for Rory's teacher and Rory gets smitten with a boy at the grocery store. Also, the whole town comes together to share their love of a very old cat. Plus, we come up with the greatest 90s sex comedy starring Arnold Schwarzenegger you've ever heard.

On a special bonus episode, Swanson, Kiorein and Stairmaster return to discuss the conclusion of the Amuro/Char rivalry with Char's Counterattack. The trio have in-depth discussions on if Char has ever had sex, the futile nature of war and if Amuro and Char actually love each other. 

This week, Swanson, Kiorein and Stairmaster discuss Marge Simpson getting a new singing voice on the Simpsons and Vince McMahon producing a miniseries on his infamous steroid trial. Then, the boys watch the trailer for the Dexter revival and start to think that this Dexter guy might be a murderer. Later, the gang sit down to watch Netflix's He-Man revival, Masters of the Universe: Revelation and learn the secrets all the secrets of Eternia.

This week, Swanson, Kiorein and Stairmaster discuss the scrapping of a Law & Order spin-off focusing on defense attorneys and HBOMax attempting to appeal to teens on Snapchat. Then, the boys watch the trailer for Netflix's Clickbait and applaud a trailer that gets across necessary information in under a minute. Later, the gang sit down to attempt to watch HBO's The White Lotus, but end up discussing M Night Shyamalan's Old and the mysterious beach that rapidly ages you instead.

This week, Swanson, Kiorein and Stairmaster discuss the dire state of the 2021 Emmy nominations and HBO alledgedly paying James Gandolfini millions of dollars to not join the cast of The Office. Then, the boys play a rousing game of Guess Who's Coming that involves made up D&D names and a new month called Bigtember. Later, the gang sit down to watch Netflix's Resident Evil: Infinite Darkness and try to avoid the next obvious zombie attack. 

This week, Swanson and Stairmaster discuss the official start of production for the Frasier revival, FX's Alien TV show being set on Earth and various stunt performers speaking out about Amazon's Lord of the Rings series. Later, the boys sit down to watch forgotten 90s superhero show, Night Man and all the jazzy magic located therein.

This week, Swanson, Kiorein and Stairmaster discuss the controversy surrounding a recurring feature on James Corden's show and Bill Cosby's release from prison. Then, the gang watch AMC's subversive new show, Kevin Can F**k Himself and try to find a shred of sympathy for Kevin. 

This week, Swanson, Kiorein and Stairmaster discuss Batman not being allowed to perform oral sex, Loki being confirmed as bisexual and the general sexless nature of modern superhero films. Then, the boys watch the trailer for Disney Plus's new Turner & Hooch show and wrestle with the complicated feelings of seeing an aged Josh Peck. Later, the gang sit down to watch Netflix's latest comic adaptation, Sweet Tooth and learn all about The Great Crumble. 

This week, Swanson, Kiorein and Stairmaster discuss HBOMax's technical woes and the production of a TV version of Seth MacFarlane's Ted. Then, the boys play a game of Guess Who's Coming that involves international sovereignty and a physical therapist for mobsters. Later, the gang sit down to watch the latest Marvel show, Loki and try not to overthink the inner workings of Owen Wilson's organization.

On this episode of our Gilmore Girls mini-series, Swanson, Kiorein and Stairmaster watch as Rory fails an exam and struggles with trying to remain a top student and Sookie goes on a journey to convince a food critic of the mystic qualities of her risotto. Also, we discuss what it would be like to hang out with Lorelai and come up with new ideas for hot dogs.