The No Skillz Tribute

TWD and VCP pioneer had returned to the essence this past week. In an “anything but somber” tribute episode Cov recounts stories of his once right hand man and partner in crime. From learning to breakdance doin Juvenile Life to rubbing his car on a highway median just to wake himself up, No Skillz was a Thoro White Dude like no other we’ve seen thus far or will ever see to come..

Tune in Live at 830

The CAMDEN 750- Mild ENDURO

Save your nickels and schedule your vacation days, because The CMD 750 is the livest underground race since The Gumball 3000. In a hybrid scavenger hunt/enduro race it’s a “run what ya’ brung” format. So dust off your dead Aunt Merediths Harley Road King or throw a weed Walker mower on your old GT Performer and get your finest satchel for collecting what we tell ya. Not only is the concept genius but it’s also hilarious, true and in motion. Tune in for the details, you don’t wanna be the only squirrel brain Peabody to miss his shot at a couple grand. They say DirtBiking is a sport but is it really? Can you really call it a sport without the involvement of a ball and goal? We think so… And legendary litigator Cov tells you why. With new bikes comin by the pair Cov is thinking about another new ride if he can finesse the dealership into putting value to his stable of mediocre rides in order to get a top of the line 2 stroke enduro jawn-rock-ski. As TWD leans into the moto world the boys cook up a possible name change for the channel and pod. They also implement a new segment, that like most segments implemented throughout the duo’s history, probably won’t make it past this episode. There’s smoke secret chat about a skill set that Cov is trying to keep hidden from the world until its perfected and hidden from his wife forever… If your real lucky the guys get into some classic hiphop chat because nothing goes hand n hand like dirt bikes and rap songs, except maybe Premium Gas and 2T Oil.   YouTube.com/TWDStroke Live every Monday at 8:30pm EST @paydayjones

DirtBikes…. Safer Than Dope

Cov is a self styled self discipline guru. That was not always the case. There’s was a time when he was led by pleasures of the flesh and self destruction(shout out KRSONE). On this titillating episode of The Manual the guys dissect the relation and relationship between DirtBiking and Drugs. Cov presents a business plan for a new recovery house based out in Pine Hill that pits cleaned up junk steps with cleaned up pit bikes.There seems to be a lot of hating in the comments of random wheelie boy YT Shorts coming from the trail boys. As always Cov plays peace keeper to a world that is becoming more divided in every facet. Poor guy still thinks hope is a useful mindset.Dendrophilia.Call in to the fellas and brag about your accomplishments. People underestimate the power of braggadocio and the guys want to platform the guys who had been counted out long ago and still made it to the top of their game. 856-THE-GIG0

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You wont find funnier more relatable chat from a guy you never met..

We flashback to a Friday night in the late 90’s where the roller rink smells like stale toes and sweaty pizza, the dollar store DJ is playing The 69 Boys and the girls have their bangs gelled to there forehead. The exact opposite of the elementary school social spectrum is the awkward situations that arise at a daddy daughter dance and the question “why isn’t there a mommy/son dance?” Is posed..

There’s all the usual suspects in this one …. Hip hop, Dad shit, storytelling, criminology and giggles..

Who are we kidding… You don’t care about this description and if you ever listened you know what it sounds like when Cov gets all jazzed up talking about the justice system… Today is no different… So come watch at 8pm

Here’s goes nothing….Aaron Rodgers, First Republic Bank, Dow Jones, Jimmy Garapollo, Bitcoin Price, Ozempic, Charles Schwab, Felton Spencer, 76ers, Kaia GerberMaybe that’ll work this week

Normcore is definitely to blame for something, whether thats the downfall of modern society or just a couple of dorks getting their shine on is yet to be determined. You know our boys are gladly gonna dissect the normster hipsters and let you know how afraid you need to be.We’ve always known Cov and Ralph to be vibrating at the same frequency, however the Polo Sport Spring collection shows just how deep into Cov’s psyche Ralph Lauren resides.The claim that white people have ruined black music has been a topic of heated debates for eons. And while caucasians may or may not have hijacked hiphop music to dilute its essence, Europeans have absolutely taken the hiphop pillar of the Beatbox and drove it into the ground and urinated upon its corpse. The gents show you why the beatbox should stay on their side of the pond.Cov drops his understanding of the years math and how it pertains to his most recent bornday. The motivation, advice and self reflection come through heavy for “Understanding God”Wouldn’t be the manual without some rap chat and a story about skunks patrolling the neighborhood during the wee hours of the morning..

Take off your timbs, hang your fitted at the door, and don’t take yourself, or us, too seriously.. This is the manual…

Once again Cov has acquired a new hobby thats all encompassing to his life. Last week he became Kawasaki Cov aka Seany Supermoto and he hasn’t shut his face about BikeLife. Our illustrious host has made it through his first week as a motorcyclist with out any damage to his physical frame though stalling out at red lights is a reoccurring blow to his ego. On day one he was mixed up in a non lethal crash that led him to see the one of the reasons that Bike Life becomes an obsession for so many men, no 50 cent… Throughout Cov’s voyage through the just system he has met an incredulous array of henchman, hero’s and thugs. Todays episode he introduces us to quite possibly the most awkward character we’ve met yet, and discusses how he will forever hold a special place in the hearts of men. TWD Rules for life are little morsels of wonder that you can adopt whether you identify as TWD or something completely different. It could eff around and get spiritual and you may just find out. It’s all Mathematical and the boys are out here spitting algebraic equations to get you to the top of your game.

If you got it twisted then unfurl that jawn and come along for the ride this week. Sadly we have to discuss the news of the charges that Luh Wick caught while wheeling through traffic with the switch.. Luh Wick lets the LLAMA SPIT.. The rest of the world sees a young wigger hooligan who was trying too hard to be accepted and got what he deserves. TWD looks deeper into the story and finds empathy for a wayward kid who is mirrored across American cities. If you’re looking for a little motivation and or direction there’s a bit sprinkled in with discussion of TWD Rule #1. Take the advice of a man who should never have survived into his 20’s much less become a successful business owner, Father, and charitable donor. See what is the bottom B in his stable of witty sayings to lead your life by.Macklemore has long been hated by other Thoro WD’s who claim to be underground hiphop die hardship. Why do they hate him? Does he deserve it? Should he just buy a boutique coffee shop in the Northwest , lease a sensible mid-sized sedan, start a family with an Asian mail order bride and disappear into obscurity?Send a friend a compliment today..Don’t Take yourself too seriously, and wipe your timbs on the mat…

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Secure OG- For the Girl Dads. Your princess just turned 16 and she’s snuck out on a date to Makeout Point with a local hooligan, we’ll send an emergency response team of 2-3 OGs to regulate the situation, just don’t ask any questions.

Nighttime OG- For Grandmaw. Pop pop hasn’t been around for close to a decade and no one seems to appreciate your Chicken Piccata any more. Let us get one of our OGs out to your place after dark. You can feed him and he’ll feed on you. What pop pop doesn’t know doesn’t hurt him.

Also Some EDC talk but not about guns.. It’s about some good ol Southern boys and their affinity for leather goods and custom Beads.

Keep an eye out for upcoming segments of the podcast broken down for YouTube clips. If your interested in the whole show it should be available in audio only version very soon on all your regular podcast streaming sites.