Twenty Going On Forty

Danielle battles a hangover at Epcot with her parents in tow, delivering a hilariously tragic tale of poor life choices. Meanwhile, Chris recounts his late-night showdown with a rogue mouse in his cabin, starring Blue the Cat who failed Chief Mouser school.  

From Epcot stumbles to rodent warfare, this episode is peak Twenty Going on Forty chaos. A must-listen for anyone who’s ever been defeated by a theme park—or a mouse. 

Let’s set the stage: Thanksgiving, the pinnacle of feasting and family gatherings. But for Danielle? It was a lonely plate of asparagus and existential questions about pescatarian neglect.

Chris and Danielle plunge us headfirst into a "Would You Rather" conundrum for the ages: sneezing glitter or farting confetti. 

Would you prefer to sneeze glitter and risk turning every allergy season into a rave? Or would you opt to fart confetti and create involuntary party favors at the worst possible moments? Let’s just say, this episode really puts the “festive” in gastrointestinal distress.

As always, Chris and Danielle’s chemistry turns absurd hypotheticals into side-splitting entertainment.

This week on Twenty Going on Forty, Chris and Danielle take us on a hilarious deep dive into the wide world of reality TV, from sun-soaked villas (Love Island) to mosquito-infested wildernesses (Alone). It's an episode that seamlessly transitions from gossiping about who recoupled with who, to planning a hypothetical survival strategy in the Canadian backwoods. Naturally, it’s equal parts chaotic and brilliant.

If you love reality TV, hypothetical chaos, and hearing Chris inadvertently pitch himself as the least qualified contestant on Alone, this episode is a must-listen. Just don’t expect to walk away with useful survival tips—unless you count "360 no-scoping bears" as practical advice.

In Episode 15 of “Twenty Going on Forty”, we dive deep into the epic saga of Chris's tribal tattoo journey! Chris spills the ink (literally and figuratively) on his half-complete body suite, a bold masterpiece crafted by none other than the legendary tattoo artist Allison Way. With Danielle reacting to each twist and turn, from the initial adrenaline rush of that first chest tattoo session to the funny mishaps along the way. This episode will have you laughing along with every inky detail.

In this delightfully chaotic episode of “Twenty Going on Forty”, Chris and Danielle dive headfirst into a question no one asked—but everyone secretly wants answered: Would you rather fight a vampire or a werewolf? What starts as a quirky debate quickly spirals into a full-on existential rollercoaster, where bloodthirsty creatures are only the beginning of the journey.  

If you’ve ever wondered whether you could fend off a werewolf or if eternal life is worth the hassle, this episode is a must-listen. Warning: you’ll leave both laughing and questioning your own existence.

In this week’s episode of Twenty Going on Forty, Chris and Danielle throw us headfirst into the animal kingdom—and not the cute, cuddly side. Nope, they peel back the layers (literally) and dive into the absolute nightmare fuel that is: what animals look like without fur or feathers. Spoiler alert: You’ll never see a rabbit or a parrot the same way again.  

This episode is a perfect cocktail of disturbing imagery and comedic banter, proving that no subject is too weird for Twenty Going on Forty.  If you like laughing at mildly cursed knowledge, this one’s a must-listen. 

Episode 12 of Twenty Going on Forty is a wild ride through the galaxy far, far away—but this time, it’s not lightsabers and epic battles. Chris and Danielle bravely tackle the question that’s haunted Star Wars fans for years: would you rather walk in on Jabba the Hutt taking a dump, or have the ever-annoying Jar Jar Binks bust in on your bathroom time?

Chris and Danielle dissect the absurdity of each scenario with the finesse of Jedi knights navigating a minefield of bathroom humor. 

Do you prefer the horrifying sight of Jabba's gooey throne or the relentless chatter of Jar Jar while you try to maintain your dignity? The hosts leave no stone unturned, exploring the psychological implications of both options. Let’s just say you’ll never look at Star Wars the same way again! You’re going to need brain bleach after this one.

In this episode, Chris and Danielle take a whimsical leap into the feline world, exploring the hilarious possibility of switching places with their cats. 

Episode 11 is a purr-fect blend of humor, relatable anecdotes, and a dash of existential musings on what it really means to be a cat. If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to trade lives with your pet, this episode is a must-listen. Just be prepared to look at your cat with less envy after it ends!

In this delightfully offbeat episode, Chris and Danielle dive into the ultimate “Would You Rather” dilemma: Would you prefer to always speak in rhymes or to sing everything you say? 

Chris and Danielle tackle the rhyming and singing scenarios with their trademark wit, engaging in a lively debate about the merits and pitfalls of each option. The episode is filled with hilarious attempts at rhyming dialogue and impromptu musical performances that are sure to leave listeners in stitches.

Highlights include Chris’s valiant effort to rhyme every sentence and Danielle’s Broadway-worthy singing. Their playful banter and over-the-top scenarios make for a fun, entertaining listen. By the end, you’ll be torn between appreciating the artistry of rhymes and the sheer joy of singing everything. If you’re in the mood for a good laugh and some musical madness, this episode is a must-listen!

In this hilarious episode of Twenty Going on Forty, Chris and Danielle take us on a wild trip that begins with refined dining in Italy and ends with a deep dive into the absurdity of children’s television.

Danielle kicks things off with her glamorous trip to Italy, complete with a meal at a five-star restaurant. She paints the scene beautifully, making you feel like you’re right there with her, basking in the Italian ambiance. But things take a turn for the hilarious when we find out exactly “what” was on the menu. Let’s just say the feathered friend in question was a bit of a surprise—cue Chris’s jaw-dropping and the ensuing banter as they try to figure out exactly “how” this bird made the cut at a five-star spot.

Chris and Danielle pivot to one of the most head-scratching children’s shows of all time—”Blu Chews”. If you’re unfamiliar with this forgotten gem that doesn’t really exist, ”Blu Chews” was a show that taught kids "the way of the streets." And by "streets," we mean some truly questionable life lessons from a tough-talking imaginary host. 

Overall, this episode is a delightful mix of travel tales, unexpected dining adventures, and a trip down memory lane. Definitely not your typical fine dining review, but that’s exactly why we love it!