Kevin Scampoli and the Ryan Van Vleet get together for episode 148 of The Whole Fucking Show.

The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 148 – Brie Mode.(mp3)

Rundown written by TWFS Locker Room Leader #14, Guerilla Tech.

Intensity Rating – 3/5

Callers:

#50 Ty Brayton

#– Hambino

#– Corey Titler

#14 Guerilla Tech

#99 Edward McDougal

#– Nico Sauve

#25 Mario Sauceda

#10 Awkward Stepho

#68 Liana

Bray Wyatt was nice enough to make a promo about Danny getting to close to the Sun just like Icarus. After that, we had a rundown on how Danny and Debo put their melting wax feet in their wax mouths over the months, complaining about the heat as Vleeties had, but deciding to follow the buzzards where good ol’ Vleeties stepped up to the challenge. Locker Room Pride.

Don’t follow the Chickenfishes.

And so the discussion began. Vleeties was still a stable distance from the sun, getting a nice tan. He also confirmed he wasn’t the Assmaster… allegedly…

#50 Ty Brayton was the first topic of the discussion. Ty exemplified some Braytonism (making up terms to bring against you later on). Ty didn’t like the burial of Danny last week and dealt with the accusation of being the artist for My Black Friend. Ty asked a question: “Is that Really what it is? If I associated with them, I’m the enemy!?” Which Kevin used as an opportunity to alert the Locker Room that they are on Lock Down against MBF. Do not help, do not work for them, do not contribute to them. This lockdown didn’t spread to the Miami Dolphins… unless it’s working for someone named Danny. Kevin gave Ty a ‘cutthroat’ sign. “It’s not about listening, it’s about assisting,”. Destroy the competition. Ty almost broke into song talking about how this split made him fe-e-e-e-e-e-e-el… though that could have been lag.

NUMBER PURGE – the Locker room was holding in their shits, on their toes. “Did I say I was gonna do it now? I LIED.”

Vleeties was at the gym, “looking at the skies” as he pumps. He was occupying the gym amongst the smoke and mirrors. Vleeties explained he’s not Vleeties at the gym, but hulks up into something else. Was it a phony Randy Orton? Was it ‘The Scoops’? “Tell me VLEETIES!!!”

Big Show cried again this week. Kevin once again just happened to be in the crowd. Kevin wants to always be there when Danny cries. (LJS at closing time?) You all remember hearing Kevin on Raw. Once gain, called Big Show a fuck and revealed his biggest fear: “A Drive-Thru closing!!!”. Kevin and Vleeties discussed the horror of getting to a drive-thru after it’s closed. Kevin brought up how people exercise what little or limited power they have, drive-thru guys forcing you to get to the car, Kevin putting a lockdown on being tooclosetothesun. WWE was suitably upset by Kevin’s outburst as usual, but they gave him a spotlight. Then a group of men who were dressed in black uniforms labelled “SECURITY” made their way towards Kevin while he was trying to start a ‘Big Show’s doodies’ chant. Even though Steph McMahon gave him a thumbs up and he told them he was ‘a DIFFERENT PERSON HERE’ with a ‘Show on Saturday’… they still put their hands on him. Kevin then started a Y2J chant. He was acting a little Y2Jish in Vleeties eyes.

Though it was actually Kevbcul in Brie mode, he brought Vleeties up to speed on the WWE show with, arguably, the best story lines – Total Divas.

Hambino picked up the phone to a round of applause…under the new name, ‘Hamilton’, his last name or something.