The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 183 – The Black Eagle.(mp3)

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Kevin Scampoli and Ryan Van Vleet get together for episode 183 of The Whole Fucking Show!

Live rundown written by Curls.

Curls’ Favorite Quote of the Episode: “Sex is like eating a grape fruit with both hands.” – Vleeties

Callers:

# 99 Owen Lawler

#42 Vladimir Ivanov

#15 Curls

#46 Schizo

#10 Stepho

 

Cool guy Vlad is back. Vlad called Urban View this week, being as cool as ever to the people of Urban View. Vlad admitted while on hold with Urban View that he was extremely nervous, worrying if the prank would go well. Vleeties admits that black people can be extremely political, and is still saying that his girlfriend isn’t black. Vlad started the call very awkwardly, with a long silence. Vlad was still nervous for the call to go well, and wanted the Urban View host to respond. Vlad asks Urban View’s host Maddison why he isn’t in the chat, with the other host being angry with Vlad disrespecting the show. The host was so upset they went to break. Kevin thinks this is the perfect prank, due to the host stopping the whole discussion because of Vlad’s call. Vleeties thinks the best part of the call was the host making the call about how bad Canada is. Kevin decides that Urban View’s host Maddison should be on TWFS, becoming a father figure for Vlad. We learn about Maddison through his Facebook page. Vleeties doesn’t like Maddison’s weird bi0, saying anyone could write great things about themselves. Kevin thinks Maddison is the anti cool guy Vlad. Vleeties is surprised that Vlad got to talk to Maddison, due to him being very famous in the radio world. Maddison mispronounces Vlad, calling him Vilad. Vlad says he was screaming TWFS and Kevin Scampoli, but he was muted. Maddison compares Vlad to a fake hip hop rapper. Kevin compares hearing Vlad’s call in as watching a horror movie, covering his eyes and ears, but peeking to see how bad it can get.

 

Somebody knocked on Kevin’s door this week. Kevin heard the door knock, and instinctively hid. Kevin started cleaning the desk for no reason, and then stood there, scared of who could be behind the door. Kevin grabbed Karma, and locked her the bathroom. Kevin was peeking through the windows and peephole, and nobody was there. But Kevin knew somebody was there, because Karma was looking through the blinds barking at something. Kevin locked up the house, and then went upstairs. Kevin went on a step stool looking through his bathroom window. When he sees a group of people look to the house, he ducks, cowering in fear. Vleeties is so confused, wondering why is Kevin scared of the outside world, saying its like he’s in a prison but doesn’t want to leave.  Kevin thinks he is this scared due to living a lot of his life online, with no face to face interaction. After 20 minutes, Kevin looks through the curtain, seeing a brochure for a maid service. Kevin is confused by Vleeties acceptance of the outside world. Vleeties instinct to a door knock is just to answer, and is confused as to why Kevin’s instinct is to hide.

 

Kevin was putting Estelle to bed this week. He sees Karma about to pee on the carpet, and then proceeded to kick her in the face. Kevin is surprised as to why he was so ok with doing it. He compares the kick to the face to Orton’s punt. Kevin hears that Vleeties loves grape fruit. Kevin proclaims grape fruit is the best fruit. Kevin never cuts the grape fruit, scraping the skin off with his teeth, despite his teeth problems

 

Kevin asks why Vleeties has sex with his girlfriend. Vleeties says it’s because he loves his girlfriend,