The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 184 – Black Rapper.(mp3)

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Kevin Scampoli and Ryan Van Vleet get together for episode 184 of The Whole Fucking Show!

Live rundown written by Curls.

Curls’ Favorite Quote of the Episode: “We do what we always do before we have sex, we throw on legends house.” – Kevin

Callers:

#42 Vladimir Ivanov

#15 Curls

#46 Schizo

#10 Stepho

#69 Jeromy Taylor

Brandon

Cool Guy Vlad is back. Vlad found more discussions to mess with this week. We revisit the Black Eagle from last week, where Maddison tells Vlad to stay on your side of the border and stop acting like a fake hip hopper. Vlad called Wake Up With Taylor this week and they LOVED Cool Guy Vlad. Kevin also called them. Kevin called in to talk about Max’s catchphrase ALLLLLLright. The hosts were loving this, cackling at “Matt’s” catchphrase.

Vleeties thinks the only reason they are laughing is because they feel like they need to for the callers sake. Vleeties likes Taylor, but thinks the other host is just there laughing for no reason. Vlad was nervous to call in, but thinks his call went very well. Cool Guy Vlad hates all the big words people use, and wanted to point out they sound disingenuous when they are saying them. Kevin knows Vlad is terrible on the spot, but agrees that being Cool Guy Vlad covers his lack of being able to improv. Kevin thinks Vlad was blushing due to Taylor laughing, but Vlad claims he was just nervous.

Kevin thinks that this show is him and Vleeties from an alternate universe. Kevin knows this isn’t good quality radio, but thinks he likes it because they remind him from his time on WHAR. Kevin is starting to turn on the show as he keeps hearing the annoying laugh from Taylor. They then get a caller who absolutely LOVED Vlad & Kevin’s odd call in. The caller describes Vlad as a black rapper from Canada. Kevin thinks he is going soft, as he feels bad lying to the screener. Vleeties thinks the show is more of a feminine show, and doesn’t think he would like this kind of a discussion.

Kevin jet sprayed his asshole this week. He did this in preparation for some sex with his girlfriend. Kevin started feeling Kristen up, and said he wanted her in his ass. However, Kristen just wanted to have sex. After they had sex, Kevin was laughing at the weird sex talk they were having beforehand. Vleeties reveals his girlfriend isn’t a squirter, but definitely thinks he is.

Kevin still thinks he is naturally a sexist, and made a log this week about it. The first sexist comment he made was last Saturday. Kevin was talking with Owen about how he is almost a dad, and was nodding with him when Owen was talking about dreading having a baby. When Kristen asked why he was nodding, he replied, “well you women want babies”. His second quote was him saying that his penis is the star, and the puss is the co-star. Also, when he was watching a movie, and saw a woman trying to tell a man not to do something, he said under his breath, “you women.” The last one was when him and Kristen were taking hits off the new bong, and he claimed that men are able to inhale more smoke then women. Kevin is still confused as to why he has to keep reminding Kristen that she is a women.

Vleeties thinks Kevin is more of a jock then he is. Kevin starts taking hits off the new bong. The bong came with a puzzle, which Kristen ended up doing. Kevin took the hit, milking it for as long as he could. Vleeties revealed that his dream job is something with either business or TWFS.