Helen, Jamie, and Sy face two big problems and some big questions about the morality of their actions. At least they also have cookies. Reader’s note: This is chapter contains my favorite Helen monologue so far.

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Music for this arc is “Interloper” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

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Remember those assassins? Buckle up, because here we go. Helen is an excellent actress and the Lambs have an unlikely savior.

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Here we are in Whitney. You’re invited to the party, but I don’t think the Lambs are. Get ready for some Sy-Jamie banter and good old-fashioned espionage.

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Welcome to the Lambs’ new adventure. Lillian isn’t thrilled with their new assignment, with interesting consequences.

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Music for this arc is “Interloper” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com).

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I hope you’re ready for a surprise in this chapter. A surprise like…a brand new reader! Welcome to this extremely exclusive club, Daniel. We’re happy to have you. Listeners, my good friend Daniel Palumbo will probably be back for at least one more enemy chapter, followed by some other theater-minded friends of mine.

To everyone I’ve heard from asking to contribute to this as well: I have heard you! Unfortunately, I currently do not have the personal bandwidth to coordinate recordings that I don’t make in person on my own computer. However, I hope to be able to involve you in the future, and I’m gradually putting together a page of character voice samples to help this along. Additionally, if you’re a visual artist, I would love to have someone design an appropriate header image for this site (size 1280 x 416 pixels)! Let me know in the comments if you’d like to contribute that way.

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Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

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Time to wrap up our introduction to Genevieve Fray. It’s certainly been an exciting time here in Kensford, even if it hasn’t gone especially well for Sy and his pals. With a little luck, though, the Lambs will be able to squeeze out some small victory from this situation here at the bitter end.

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Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

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You know what there hasn’t been enough of in this arc lately? Politics. Get yourself ready for some serious politics in this chapter. Having come so far, will Sy and the Lambs be foiled again by sheer bureaucracy? Have a listen and find out.

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There’s an awful lot of tension and frustration in this chapter, but bear with us. By the time you get to the end, the Lambs will be moving forward again towards whatever victory they can squeeze out of this situation.

Sy is getting closer to his solution. Our little heroes’ trust in one another is becoming strained. Let’s jump in together and listen to the beginning of the end of Stitch in Time.

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In this chapter, Mary gives Sy a very particular look. Several times. I’m not sure whether he’ll survive this one.

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There are some fun facts about stitched in this chapter! Keep an ear out for them.

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