Twig Audiobook

Please, enjoy this truly fascinating dialogue. I promise that both conversationalists are playing one level higher than you. Of course, wildbow is always playing one level higher than you. Therefore, you should donate on PayPal or Patreon. Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 […]

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Well. It appears this won’t just be a leisurely jaunt through a quaint little storybook town. Whoever could have guessed? Now, who wants to hear a little more about Sy’s backstory? Personally, I live for backstory. It’s my favorite part of any character’s development. Suffice to say that this chapter has some especially juicy tidbits […]

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Girls are scary. But they’re even scarier in large numbers. Fund more scary girls by donating to wildbow on PayPal or Patreon! Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

The post Stitch in Time 4.2 first appeared on Twig Audiobook.

Phew. After that adventure in the Bowels, I’m glad the Lambs can relaxative a bit now. That is, thank heavens they managed to rectumify the situation. That is, those kids sure have a lot of moral fiber. … Okay, okay, I’m done. But really, it looks like the only one happier to get out of […]

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Enjoy a slice of life from your typical Radham resident – that is, the story of an innocent person in a completely awful situation that came about through no fault of their own. As with most enemy chapters, the following content is somewhat more PG-13 than the rest. This episode is brought to you by […]

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This is one of those chapters where wildbow hints at what the world of Twig is really like beyond the Lambs. I’m still trying to pinpoint what the recent war in this world is an analog for in ours. We also get a small hint of the theory behind Wyvern that makes the drug “work” […]

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Brace yourself for the gripping climax of arc 3. Honestly, this chapter reads just like one of those dime novels Sy keeps mentioning. It sure is a good thing they aren’t in that kind of story, am I right? They’d be doomed. Oh, wait… Facilitate the continuing creation of these cheap thrills by donating to […]

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If you like Helen, this is a good chapter for you. Helen would like you to please donate to wildbow on PayPal or Patreon! Pretty please with sugar on top? Music for this arc is “The Complex” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

The post Lips Sealed 3.8 first appeared on Twig Audiobook.

Will Sy finally get his precious answers about Sub Rosa in this chapter? Who knows! But in the meantime, there’s a pretty neat little bit of foreshadowing in this chapter. I won’t tell you what it is, but have fun guessing. WARNING: In this chapter, Sy describes an accent as “German, possibly, or Dutch.” Obviously, […]

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Have you ever wondered about the strange creature called “Gorger”? Have you wanted to know what I imagine he sounds like? Do you long to meet this terror in the flesh? Me neither. But sadly, today is not our lucky day. At least he seems to be on the Lambs’ side…this time. If you’d rather Gorger not pay […]

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