The first turkey of November saw the horrific shadow of its approaching sacrifice to the spirit of colonial revisionism present, and you know what that means: ONE MORE WEEK OF HALLOWEEN. By way of celebration we're posting one we've been sitting on since before our hiatus - the next installment of popular pro-teen pregnancy agitprop franchise Twilight. This was all planned, and is definitely not a sheepish and apologetic attempt to make up for the fact that a cartoonish series of coincidences has prevented us from recording for two weeks.Never Relevant is the premiere vampire coitus theorycraft podcast. You should listen to each episode while you watch the movie or show it's about, but you don't have to. It is hosted by Hugh (when god is not striking him down), John, and Patrick.