In this episode we discuss our complete lack of emotion except for Intervention, all things TLC aka the Tender Love & Care channel, where we're at with our Edward-induced sickness, how much teen Maddy would have loved the attention from a near-death accident, the love triangle plot line with the Volvo aka Volva, if Carlisle's hot, teen Liv being convinced a boy would fall in love with her cause of her loud Sum41, how horny boys get from girls tripping, the comparable surf culture in Forks and Oshawa, the sepia flashbacks, the OC's "Chenko" shows up, how the Cullens are actually the villains, all the hawt sexy Ed lines that have got us being dirty lil Stern bois, and SO MUCH MORE!!! 

Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone!