We’re back!! Season 2 is here and we’re ready to YAP! FYI the VIP coachella passes are overhyped. Not Zenyara though—2026 table anyone? Charli XCX + K-pop = SERVING. Britt was stanning hard. If you played Coachella, which stage would you pick? We're thinking Sahara Tent. Xtina at Portola is exciting, but OSL > Portola. We're as shocked as you. Why are folks giving Holmes money again?! Less not learned. New Pope seems chill-ish. JD Vance slander = bonus. Diddy trial? No thanks. Met Gala? Meh. Still confused how 2M saw Gaga live…how? We will close with this thought: backyard parties need a revival. Love you, miss you! Talk soon 💋 B + C

Hi besties! Were we in your 2024 spotify wrapped? If not, you have your work cut out for you in 2025 ;) Let's catch up: Britt is obsessed with the New Balance X Miu Miu collab and Chris is gobbling up as many hair care tiktoks he can before the app gets BANNED? WTF. Pop culture is unhinged lately: Selena and Benny got engaged during a Taco Bell photo shoot (if you were going to doordash taco bell right now, what would you order?), Justin Timberlake’s wardrobe malfunction revealed a very small secret we never wanted to learn about, Kim K broke her foot and is still wearing heels to work, and Hallie Batchelder launched a spicy new podcast! Go listen to it now :) We love you—stay dry, stay hydrated, and Happy New YEAR! PS. Being delusional is a necessity in life.

Hi besties! We’ve been drowning in a Bay Area atmospheric river, but we’re back…and Chris bought 3 vintage purses in one week. If the add to cart button was a person it would be Chris. Meanwhile, Brittany has a Solidcore addiction. We’re also excited about the Coachella lineup dropping early and weirded out by Kim K holding hands with a Tesla robot. Plus, a serious PSA to the Marina SF girlies: stay safe! There are reports of a woman resembling the creepy character from Smile attacking girls leaving Balboa Cafe. Walk with friends when you're going out! We love you! xx

Hey Flamers! Your favorite thot daughter and gay son are BACK ready to spill the tea! First up, Brit had a Fleet Week party and the vibes were perfection!️ Chris is so excited for the Sweat Tour, and Brit somehow turned Troye bisexual with her manifestation skills. We’re deep into fantasy football and it's so EMOTIONAL. Have you tried pickle juice in Coke? It's gunna be a no for us. Also, is anyone else surprised that Call Her Daddy Fans are mad at Mamala? They probably all have bad breath. Take a tic tac and chill babies. We love you! XX B&C

Hi Flamers! We might have hit a new milestone in the very little amount of time it took between recording and publishing <3. First a PSA: Aritzia is having their end of summer sale. Second: we have good news for girlies with narrow heels: there’s hope for you! You guys. What's the opposite of serving C*NT? Is it being attracted to straight men? Should the girlies switch to Billie Eilish’s team? Because we can’t ignore the flirting in the Guess remix. Is anyone watching the olympics? Are the olympian shooters brat? We think so. Since we’re obsessed with tiktok recipes, can somebody hook us up with the chocolate muffin recipe from Olympic village? The one that the Norwegian swimmer can’t stop talking about obvi. PS Peter Parker dating a 24 yr old is grossing us out. Barf.

Hi cuties! Britt just got back from Mexico City and Chris was just in Boston. So obvi we're obsessed with tequila and lobster rolls. Do you all think the Charli/Lorde beef is real? Let us know. We’re pretty shook by the Lana Del Re - Quavo collab but also not mad. We have a question: is it possible to become a nepo baby as an adult? Actually, we have two questions: who’s your fave Kardashian because we're pretty sure Kylie is Kris' fave hehe. Hit us up if you know how to make the Prada slingbacks work plz & tysm. Lastly, JD needs to GTFO like ewwwww. Byeeeeee. xoxox

Please, please, please come meet us at Erewhon for an official meet and greet! Brat is serving C*NT and we're so happy about it! Do you think that Alo Gym is a cult? This is so on brand for our cult podcast. If you’re not wearing boxing shorts this summer wyd? FYI the Kid Laroi smoothie is not giving what it needs to give. Pass. Question for the girls: how much are straight men allowed to dance if their name isn’t Chris Brown? Let us know what your perfect girly Saturday is! Catch you next time :) LYSM <3

We’re pretty much down to eat hibachi anywhere. Anywhere but the garage maybe! Brittany is on an interior design journey and everyone is obsessed. What do you think is the perfect size for a disco ball? Is 12inches ever too big? ;) It’s time to talk about the Diddy video CNN released. We’re ready for 50 Cent to come out with the documentary. Is the Drake and Kendrick beef kind of boring? Cuz we’re pretty over it tbh. If you haven’t seen the pics of JFK’s grandson run don’t walk. You’ll thank us later. Did you know that worms can eat your brains?? WTF RFK Jr?? Also, what’s the song of the summer? See you on the dance floor at the bathroom in High Ibiza girlies! LYSM <3

Never thought going straight from the club to the airport was a brilliant idea until it actually happened…elite move. We kinda feel like Stagecoach > Coachella (don’t come for us). Also, TikTok shop is about to have us shopping addicts in a chokehold—bye Amazon! Press play to get a preview of our Met Gala outfits! Written from the Uber ride to the bars love you byeeee <3

Do you think that all aries should be banned from the club? We’re starting to realize that we have a shopping addiction! Jk this isn’t a new realization. This week’s topics include different types of body glitter, basketball pants, faux freckles, and ear health in the club. Also, what’s your go-to bodega order?