This week we discuss lots and rushing and poor passing, players with tiny careers, Harold Jackon's HOF credentials, and cliches about Tom Matte. Quote of the week: "Have you ever had the wind knocked out of you? You make that funny  sound, coming out of your mouth."

This week, we discuss unknown (to us) Sam Spence music, inept rushing and passing performances, mean Bill Bradley, and Big Play Preston Pearson. Quote of the week: "We'll see examples of his dickdom over the years."

This week, we discuss the many changes at the beginning of the season: new stadiums, coaches, players; as well as Archie's heroics, and the odd paths of John Rauch, Duane Thomas and Reggie Rucker. Quote of the week: "It's 35 degrees, I'm seeing refs in short sleeves."

This week we discuss NFL Films heroes Buzz Ringe and Vicki Denenberg, the Raiders' least known defensive back, Mel Phillips' busy day, and the marvelous Ella Mae Weatherwax. Quote of the week: "Take a blimp ride!" 

This week we discuss offensive futility by the Bengals, the playoff futility of the Lions, the Rise of Bruce Taylor, the sneakiness of Jimmy Warren, and Don Shula's mysterious sweatshirt number. Quote of the week: "A classy fragrance. In a classy shave cream."

This week we discuss Lem Barney's pick six, great players not in the HOF, missed field goals, the singular career of Pat Studstill, and a memory of the Rams-Giants game. Quote of the week: "He's Homer. Homer does things his own way."

This week we discuss how you can't call a timeout when you're unconscious, Mike Curtis's rousing speech, the disastrous final Pats game at Harvard, broomball shoes; and laterals, laterals, laterals. Quote of the week: "Spiritually, it's over for them. Mathematically, no." 

This week we discuss short-careered running backs, a kicker from Wales, the end of Kezar, Wayne Walker's chasedown, a man  named Gayle, and the Statue of Liberty play. Quote of the week: "I must have missed this game, either doing my homework, or listening to Bobby Sherman records." 

This week we discuss Franklin Field's artificial surface, University of North Texas alumni, Kapp's futility, and the Chief's horse mascot. Quote of the week: "I don't want you running around, faking blitzes, getting out of position."

This week we discuss Tarkenton's devotion to TWIPF, Frank Ryan's last pass, Bobby Douglass's career game, NFL players in the movies, and Leroy Kelly joining an exclusive club. Quote of the week: "You can't have a long trunk and short legs."