twisted

twisted

By Andy BerdanComedy
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twisted episodes

  • Jolly Golliwog
    "Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog.
    Feeling folly, Yally Bally bought his jolly golli' a dolly made of holly!
    The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dolly Polly.
    So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dolly Polly's also jolly!"
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    2 min
  • The Watcher, the Catcher and the Pitcher

    "Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls."

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    2 min
  • May the Third: Thirty Acre Thermal Thicket of Thorns

    May the Third - “Something in a 30 acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the 3D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the 13,000 thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the 30 year old thug thought of that morning.”

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    2 min
  • Mary Mac

    Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.


    My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
    Will I always be so merry when Mary's taking care of me?
    Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

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    2 min
  • Pheasant Plucker
    Friday is Admiral Ackbar "It's a Trap" Day!
    I am not a pheasant plucker,
    
I'm a pheasant plucker's son

    but I'll be plucking pheasants

    When the pheasant plucker's done.
    1 min
  • Fly and flea
    A fly and flea flew into a flue,

    said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'

    'let us fly' said the flea

    'let us flee!’ said the fly

    so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
    1 min

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