Twisted Views: Random Acts of Satire

Instead of the US making Canada the 51st state, maybe we should become Canada’s 11th province. 

I know it sounds crazy but hear me out. I think there are some real advantages. 

Let me know if you agree. 

What could be better on Valentine's Day than a love letter from A.I. to all humanity, promising peace and tranquility. 

And to never, ever, snuff us out!

The Department of Government Efficiency is selling off the good stuff! 

Get your very own monument, battle tank or Supreme Court Justice!

Don't delay!

Quantities are limited!

Order yours before it's too late!

It's time for another true tale of Wall Street shenanigans. Learn how two Wall Street operators have changed the financial landscape, made themselves billions and set the stage for a another global meltdown. 

Like they say, you can't make this shit up. 

As you will recall, back in 2018 Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene claimed that a Jewish Space Laser was used to start the California wildfires. 

Well guess what, finally, after 7 years and a budget of 2.5 billion dollars, a small congressional oversite committee, has investigated her claims and recently released its report. 

Better late than never. 

Turns out, Elon Musk isn't the only rapacious predator plying his trade at the center of global grift. Sir James Dyson, he of cyclonic separation, just happened to be at Mar-a-Lago pitching, "Make America Clean Again", when the two billionaires decided to join forces to solve one of Elon's most vexing problems. If you thought gold plated sneakers, man-sweat perfume and chintzy wristwatches were too much to stomach, wait until you here this...  

Pfizer announces FDA approval of PinnicalZempic, a drug targeting the widespread condition of, "perfectiasses", a common disease prevalent in first world populations. Why not skip all the hard work and go directly to top.

I've been thinking a lot about the American Dream and what it means. After all, we seem to be living in a time of, "I win, you lose". Is there such a thing as a, "win, win" and is that the American Dream?

Thoughts and opinions on UFOs, Aliens, Big Foot and stuff we just don't know.

In this episode I call out a new product that is so totally not needed (per me) that it broke my brain. Listen. And you decide.