"The Kid Stays in the Hall" There's more disatrous or hilarious (depending on your perspective) news on the big screen remakes front. Then, the A-holes nerd-out on one of their favorite comedy inspirations. Plus, a celebrity visit, from such hits as Pretty Woman. Could it be another female voice on the podcast? Um, not quite. You can download Episode #20 of Two Aholes and Jay Gish by right-clicking here. Or, hit the play button below...

"Happy T.V. Trails" First a hit live stage show, then on YouTube...now, the "Cowboy Movie Roundup" makes its debut on the podcast! Get a Western perspective on coming movies. Plus, in "A Few of My Favorite Things," we give you some viewing tips for the fall T.V. season. And, in news: finally, 80's hair metal becomes legitimate theater! Get the details. You can download Episode #19 of Two Aholes and Jay Gish by right-clicking here. Or, hit the play button below...

"Rock Out, Psyche In" Huzzah! We add a female perspective yet again, as Emily sits in with us on the podcast! Hear how she does, and play along yourself, with The Quizmaster's 90's rock music quiz. Then, we once again experiment with the secret powers of twins, in "The Twinness," matching not-so-classic quotes with not-so-classic movies. Plus in news, we discuss the upcoming plans of M. Night Shyamalan and Larry David. You can download Episode #18 of Two Aholes and Jay Gish by right-clicking here. Or, hit the play button below...

"My So-Called Job" In news: another threat to iTunes? And getting a great deal on glasses (for us nerds, of course). Then, take a tour of one guy's weird job history (hint: it's the guy from Nebraska.) Plus, watch along with us on some viral political videos! You can download Episode #17 of Two Aholes and Jay Gish by right-clicking here. Or, hit the play button below...

"The Body Electric" Holy smokes, another female voice joins us on the podcast! Cousin Stevie sits in as our special guest. See how you match up against us in a new TV theme song quiz, with The Quizmaster. Plus, it's "Celebrity Call-In," where we chat with a certain once-popular governor. (Not this one.) And in news, can Google save your drunk ass from doing something stupid? You can download Episode #16 of Two Aholes and Jay Gish by right-clicking here. Or, hit the play button below...

"Men Are From Mars, Hobbits Are Not." In a "TANJG" first, a female voice joins us on the podcast! Our friend Zoe sits in, and helps us debate single men vs. single women. Find out how close we get to solving everything! Plus, the Lord of the Rings Trilogy was a massive hit in theaters...but what will the definitive basic cable movie look like? We give you a potential preview, with another installment of "Cast It!" And in news, screw the financial crisis, what about the threatened iTunes shutdown?! Don't worry -- even if you've subscribed to this podcast on iTunes (and if you haven't, get to it!), you can still download Episode #15 of Two Aholes and Jay Gish by right-clicking here. Or, hit the play button below... Bonus P.S. on last week's podcast: this critic calls Moby Dick "the most overrated story I have ever read." The controversy continues!

"Shelf Life" In news...what, exactly, are China's Taikonauts up to, in space? In any case, they oughta be a new toy line. And, ever read Moby Dick? If you have, match your critique against ours. If you haven't, we'll give you the Cliff's Notes, to "wow" at your next party with know-it-alls. Then, who's using Netflix as a "hobo's HBO?" If you've listened before, you can guess. (If not, surprise!) Download Episode #14 of Two Aholes and Jay Gish by right-clicking here. Or hit the play button below...

"Crass Masses" Back in news, V.P. candidate Sarah Palin gets her email hacked, among other things. And, re-live classic Saturday Night Live sketches, in the Quizmaster's quiz! Then, why co-workers are lame, in the segment "The Masses are Asses!" Download Episode #13 of Two Aholes and Jay Gish by right-clicking here. Or hit the play button below...

"One, Two, Three, S.A.T. Baby from T.V." In news, we size up Foxy V.P. candidate Sarah Palin. Then, what does "Perfect Strangers" have to do with "Family Matters"? The dizzying answer and more, with our T.V. S.A.T. quiz! And, the Star Wars trumpet debacle, in the return of our viral video segment. Check it out! Download Episode #12 of Two Aholes and Jay Gish by right-clicking here. Or hit the play button below...

"The Company (spam) Line" You've heard of "good fats?" Well, how 'bout brown fat? It's the best! That, and other surprises, in news. Then, test your movie quote knowledge against the team of Jeff and Adam. It's another display of "The Twinness." And, out damned spam! Separate the real spam subject lines from the fake ones, in a new quiz from The Quizmaster! Download Episode #11 of Two Aholes and Jay Gish by right-clicking here. Or hit the play button below...