Two and a Half Sportsmen

Two and a Half Sportsmen

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Two and a Half Sportsmen episodes

  • Novak Djokovic Isn't Vaxxed

    On this episode, your heroes chat with Novak Djokavic about his quarantine in Australia because of his refusal to get vaxxed. Will Novak give up his tennis career to avoid a Fauci Ouchie? Do vaccines really make your tennis arm fall off? And when if Novak going to finally start his own insane, ranting conspiracy theory vlog?

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    12 min
  • Fan Mail: Three Best Non-Major Sport Athletes

    On this episode, your heroes get another fan letter from an orphan asking Joel what are the three best non-major sports athletes of all time. Does this mean we have to sit through more discussions about cycling? Does Joel consider 'football' one of the major sports? And is Joel lying again just so he can get 20 minutes of air time to talk about whatever he wants?

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    23 min
  • The MLB Without Players

    On this episode, your heroes talk to the VP of MLB Media Walter Vromkamp and CEO of Kloon and tech bro Nat Spigman about major league baseball eliminating players from their website due to the work stoppage. Does the MLB have a plan to continue the season without any players? Is this a chance for the league to step into the future of sport entertainment? And how can fans leverage this to actually jump onto the field and play a few innings?

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    18 min
  • Brett Favre is on Welfare

    On this episode, your heroes chat with Brett Favre about accusations that he stole from Mississippi's welfare fund and the homeless guy that lives in front of his house, Samuel. Did Brett Favre actually help the homeless problem by not doing those speeches? Can homeless people survive on the hope of becoming a quarterback alone? And what does 'misappropriation' even actually mean, anyways?

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    13 min
  • Longhorns Monkey Attack!

    On this episode, your heroes chat about the Texas Longhorns assistant coach whose monkey attacked a child on Halloween. Did the kid have it coming for being a trespasser? Can a monkey be an emotional support animal? And how does a pole dancer with an animal act play into all of this?

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    16 min
  • No More Horse Drugs

    On this episode, your heroes chat with 2013 Kentucky Derby winner Orb the horse and his lawyer to talk about the new rules around drugging champion horses. Should horses have the right to take human drugs like humans take horse drugs? How will horses party? And how did we not know the ADA had a horse division?

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    12 min
  • Alabama Smoke

    On this episode, your heroes share the tale of the Alabama vs Tennessee game wherein the winner smokes cigars. Do they have to do it naked for it to count? Do Freshman need to pretend to like it to be cool? And will the second-hand smoke from the fans ruin the players' chances to make it to the NFL?

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    14 min
  • Selling Vaccination Cards to Athletes

    On this episode, your heroes talk to the players that sold Evander Kane his false vaccination card, Vinnie and Vinnie 2. How big is the underground vaccination card trade? If I wanted one, what shoes do I put the money in? And which Vinnie are you talking to?

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    12 min
  • Lane Kiffin Abuse

    On this episode, your heroes tell the story of Ole Miss football coach Lane Kiffin getting trash thrown on him at the Tennessee game. Did Lane Kiffin deserve every insult and bottle hurled at him? Did a fan bring a golf ball to a football game for the sole purpose of beaning Kiffin? And where did they keep getting more and more trash for that long!?

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    23 min
  • NASCAR Rumble Strip Removal

    On this episode, your heroes rap with NASCAR Driver Dan Houghton and his pit crew guy Skeeter McGee about removing the rumble strips as the Cup Series at Roval. Did NASCAR do this just to kill Dan because they know he's a sleepy driver? Is Skeeter about to engineer a way for his driver to survive the race? And what the heck do vampires have to do with all of this?!

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    13 min

About Two and a Half Sportsmen

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The funniest sports comedy podcast in America according to our moms. Hosted by comedians and sports experts Jordan Pomaville and Joel Anderson and sports outsider Phil Ranta, episodes are a mix of…