This week we’re tackling the important issues: crunchy or smooth peanut butter, online shopping vs. in-store, rewatching shows vs. starting new ones, and the deeply controversial question of whether leftovers should be reheated.

 It’s basically a rapid-fire “this or that” episode full of random opinions, unnecessary passion, and minor judgment. Consider this episode a very unofficial personality test to figure out which TBOB host you’re most aligned with based entirely on chaotic opinions and oddly passionate takes. 

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Are these legendary creatures actually out there… or are they just really good stories we’ve been telling for generations?

This week, we’re diving into the origins of some of the world’s most famous cryptids: Bigfoot, the Yeti, and the Loch Ness Monster. From ancient folklore to modern sightings, we break down where these stories started, how they spread, and the “evidence” that keeps people questioning what’s real.

Plus, a special (and slightly unexpected) guest appearance from Christy’s husband, who drops by with a seltzer and facts about koalas. 

And of course, we wrap it all up with a game of Delulu or Trululu™ to see what actually holds up… and what absolutely does not.

 So… are these creatures real, or are they just really good stories? 

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No outline. No structure. Just vibes… and complaints.

This week Christy couldn’t get it together so we created categories for things that annoys us:
 “Immediate Trash,” “Reluctant Leave,” “This Is a Me Problem,” and “Society Needs to Fix This.”

And then we went off.

We’re talking:

• 4-way stops that somehow confuse everyone
• jeans that have never fit a single human correctly
• the emotional spiral of Diet Coke not being available
• waking up at 3am for absolutely no reason
• and why does every protein drink both taste bad and hurt??

Some of these are valid societal issues. Some of these are deeply personal. We will not be clarifying which is which.

Let us know where you stand… or don’t. We’re probably not changing our minds.

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We planned a mini episode. The universe said, “lol no.” 

This week’s chaos includes crop circles, Stonehenge, and the wildly sus legend of the Bermuda Triangle. 

Armed with nothing but vibes and our strong belief that “Google is free,” we attempt to make sense of it all… and somehow leave with even more questions. 

Do we solve anything? No.
Do we laugh, interrupt each other, and question reality a little? Absolutely. 

If you’ve ever looked at something and thought, “there’s no way that’s normal”… this episode is for you. 

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We somehow ended up with a million cups… and still only use the same one every day.

In this episode, we spiral from that realization into talking about clutter, overthinking, and overcommitting. It’s not that deep, but also… it kind of is. No expert advice, just us realizing we might all have a few too many “cups” in our lives.

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What color was the dress? No really, what did you see? 

In this episode, we’re diving into the internet of our past and the illusions that completely broke everyone’s brains. From the dress to Yanny vs Laurel and beyond we're asking a simple but slightly unsettling question: why can’t we agree on what we’re seeing and hearing? 

We get into: 

•  Why the same image can look completely different to different people and none of us are technically wrong
•  How your brain decides what you hear before you even hear it, rude. 
•  The truth about how your vision actually works (it’s not what you think) 
•  And why your brain might be…kind of making everything up 

Along the way, we test each other with “real or not” brain facts, uncover some very weird human glitches, and slowly spiral into the realization that we might not be as in control of our perception as we think. Cue another existential crisis.. love that for us. 

So if you’re tired of arguing with bots, come with us on a nostalgic deep dive into the simpler days of the internet... back when it wasn’t so dead. 

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In this episode, Christy comes in HOT with a completely unhinged collection of “hot tips” covering everything from productivity hacks to survival skills to… honestly, things no one asked for.

Some of these might actually improve your life. Some of them might get you side-eyed in public. All of them are delivered with full confidence and giggles.

We get into:

• Productivity hacks that may or may not work 
• Random survival tips you’ll probably never need (but will now know forever) 
• Questionable life advice presented as fact 
• A Passionate Christy rant about traffic laws
• And the usual chaos, tangents, and interruptions you’d expect from us 

Are these tips genius? Are they completely unhinged? We’ll let you decide.

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Boo Bitches!

This episode starts with Ashley’s #CrisisBangs and quickly spirals into… ghosts, haunted places, and Christy interrupting every 3–5 business seconds.

We’re talking:
• The history of ghost beliefs (like… humans have ALWAYS been a little paranoid)
• The wild origin of ghost hunting (shoutout to some toe-cracking scammers )
• Famous haunted locations in the U.S.
• Whether ghosts are real… or just leftover energy
• And of course… a completely unhinged haunted “Would You Rather”

Also:
Ashley is hanging on by a thread.
Christy is on her 47th side quest.
No one is safe.

So… do YOU believe in ghosts? Or are we all just being haunted by bad wiring and vibes?

TELL US:
Have you ever experienced something paranormal??

New episodes every Wednesday

#ghosts #hauntedplaces #paranormal #podcast #comedy #crisisbangs

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Be honest… does life feel a little… off?

Like time isn’t real, everything is mildly inconvenient, and we’re all just answering emails while the world burns?

In this episode, we ask the important question: Did we all die during COVID… or are we just deeply, profoundly tired?

We spiral (responsibly) through:

• why everything feels weird since 2020
• billionaire bros ruining things + “unprecedented times” fatigue
• the very real way trauma messes with your brain
• and why your nervous system might just need a snack and a nap

PLUS: We introduce our official coping methods:
 Fridge Cig vs Bubble Cig™
(because healing is a spectrum)

This episode is equal parts: existential crisis + emotional intelligence + absolute nonsense.

If this is hell… at least we’re funny. 

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What if your job required sprinting at full speed… on ice… while controlling a tiny puck and avoiding people trying to body-check you into a wall? 

In this episode, Christy attempts to convince Ashley that the most chaotic sport on earth might actually be the best one… even though Ashley already fully believes that hockey is the greatest sport ever invented. 

We break down: 

• The ridiculous athleticism required to play hockey
 • Why fights are somehow allowed (and even strategic)
 • How the penalty box and power plays actually work
 • Why the championship trophy is the coolest one in sports
 • And why hockey fans are built completely different 

Plus we explain things like hat tricks, sudden-death overtime, and the wild traditions that make hockey so addictive to watch. 

If you’ve never understood the obsession… this episode might just change your mind.  Whether you're new to hockey, a lifelong NHL fan, or just curious about the rules, culture, and chaos of the sport, this episode breaks down what makes hockey one of the most exciting games on earth. 

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