Two Chunks And A Hunk

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk, Santa Claus is comin' to town, and he's bringing his trusty hammer Skillcrusher. We're talking Violent Night this week and we're sharing our true, unfiltered opinions about the following things: Viking Santa Claus. Extremely graphic Home Alone booby traps. Santa Claus field dressing wounds with Christmas supplies. Santa Claus dismembering a person by pulling them through a chimney, Mortal-Kombat-finisher-style. You know. All those classic holiday moments.

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Two Chunks here with an important announcement: If you are one of two living witnesses to the biblical power of the actual Ark of the Covenant, you watched a dude's heart get Kali-mah'd out of his chest, you met a real knight of the Round Table and took a drink from his favorite cup, your son is Shia Labouf, and after all that, you still don't believe in magic, well, you just might be a Harrison Ford character. Sorry, we don't make the rules.

In this episode: Trailers (Indiana Jones, Guardians 3, Mario, and Transformers), Yass or Pass

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It's the first week of our Action Christmas series and we are jingling ALL the way with our good pal Arnold and his pre-Anakin son. The main lesson we learned from this movie? Easy. It's "the real meaning of Christmas is how cool your toys are."

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In this Mini-Monday, we discover a shocking prerequisite for succeeding as a Disney businessman (Disnessman), we try (and fail) to rank the greatest action movie stars of all time, and we jjjolf like we've never jjjolfed before (except it's exactly like how we always jjjolf).

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It's Turkey Week on Two Chunks And A Hunk, and we're treating our tastebuds to the tantalizing tang of The Menu! We honestly can't think of a more perfect film to ring in the holidays. Equal parts warm and cozy, The Menu will leave you feeling full of holiday cheer and definitely totally not stressed or nervous at all.

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In this Mini-Monday, we try to figure out which movies have made mabillions of dollars this year (it does not go well), we name (or maybe re-name) one of our least played games, and (as is tradition at this point) we just generally spend a lot of time talking about all the food we're going to eat later this week.

In this episode: Taylor Swift Tickets, Rank You Very Much, Flexter, Thanksgiving Foods

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This week, we're dipping our toes back into the waters of the MCU with Black Panther: Wakanda Forever! Do Coogler and co. manage to bring the increasingly rudderless MCU-ship back on course? Or does Wakanda Forever sink (down to Talokan) instead of swim? Don't you wanna know? Then stop reading this episode description and listen already!

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You may have already heard this, but it's been a big time for our boy Ash. After 25 years trapped in the body of a ten year old, he's finally the very best. To celebrate, Carter has prepared a metaphor so convoluted that it will take each of us 25 years to unravel it.

In this episode: Way To Go Gray's Anatomy, Way To Go Ash, Way To Go Jonathan Majors, jjjolf

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It's the final week of Chunktober III, and we're bringing it home with our boy Diego Del Gorbo and let us just say — the creatures featured in this creature feature might just be the creaturest creatures we've featured yet!

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Breaking news: James Gunn and his pals over at DC tossed a bunch of coins to our The Witcher and now he's a Superman again. And now a Thor's brother is going to be a The Witcher from now on. We know. It's shocking. We just wanted you to hear it from us first.

In this episode: Witcher/Superman Shake-Up, A Star Was Born, Rank You Very Much

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