Two Chunks And A Hunk

Picture yourself a year from now. You're in a crowded movie theater. You look to your left and see your parents. They tell you they love you and they're proud of you. They're crying as they say it. To your right sit your children. To their right, their own children. Your entire life sits in this room, the most important theater in the world, waiting for the most important movie in the world to begin. The house lights go dim. Your stomach drops. The murmuring of the crowd turns silent as you all lean forward in anticipation. The projector whirrs to life above your heads and shows you all the bright white text you thought you'd never see, words you've been waiting your whole life to read:

"TOM BRADY PRESENTS LL COOL TOM: THE TOM BRADY STORY"

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It's TWO CHUNKS DAY! And although we didn't necessarily plan for it, we're happy to celebrate with you by talking about one of our most requested movies: The Dark Knight. It really shocked us, but this movie is actually, like, very good and we really enjoyed it?

We're watching one Batman movie a week until the March release of The Batman, and we'd love it if you watched with us! Listen to new episodes of Two Chunks And A Hunk every Monday and Tuesday, wherever you get your podcasts!

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Oh so you didn't want to be moved to tears by your podcast's intro today? Well we guess you should have listened to a DIFFERENT AND PROBABLY LESS GOOD podcast then. It's the prelude to Two Chunks Day and we're coming at you with some serious energy and excitement. This one's also got an Extra Credit in it but you know how that usually goes.

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This week, Batman begins to Batman in Batman Begins! And Doz Begins to wish he could walk back some Clooney-related statements from last week, Carter Begins to spread the good news of a beautiful calzony gospel, and Jordan Begins to eat baked fish like a big boy. It's a week of new beginnings is what we're saying.

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We may be down a Podboy for the first half of this episode, but that sure doesn't stop us from discussing the Boba Fett finale in grumpy detail. And once we're together again, Doz discovers the horrible truth about one of our most beloved podcast icons. Apparently, he had no idea we've been publicly endorsing a for real, legitimate baby-snatcher.

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How ICE of you to download this episode! We hope you have a really COOL time CHILLING with us. This week, we're talking Batman & Robin, and things get a little FROSTY between two of your Podboys. Will they ever see ICE to ICE again? Or are they doomed to live out their days in ICE-OLATION from each other??

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QUIZ: Who's your favorite little guy with magic chain mail? Who's small in stature but large in heart, thrust into the middle of a complicated power struggle he is ill-equipped to handle? Who must choose between a loving familial relationship and dutiful service to the entire world? Who is perhaps best known as "The Guy" from Spy Kids 3-D?

(Answer: Both Frodo and Grogu, minus the "The Guy" part.)

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We just cannot sanction this buffoonery. This week, we're talking Batman Forever and the many toyetic memories we associate with it, but also, and perhaps more importantly, we're trawling the depths of your 90s baby brain, bringing the detritus of yesteryear up from the briny depths into the light of the sun once more (we make a passing reference to Butt-Ugly Martians and to Swat Kats and even we think that's maybe too deep of a cut).

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This episode contains music from Swat Kats: The Radical Squadron, copyright Warner Bros. Entertainment.

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Just a pretty big "oops" vibe all around on this one, folks. First, Disney accidentally aired a Mandalorian episode as part of their Boba Fett show. How silly! Then, when it came time for us to record about it, Jordan and Doz were on completely different pages for the majority of the game they played, but that's not really all that new. Here's the real kicker and the final straw: one of your dear Podboys forgot to click record when we started, which we've heard is like one of the most important parts of recording a podcast.

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It's the second week of Batmen, and Batman returns in Batman Returns! If you choose to listen to this episode, we can absolutely guarantee pitch-perfect Penguin impressions. Everybody takes a crack at it and, honestly? Everybody nails it.

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