Two Chunks And A Hunk

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Twilight, we watch Vampire Baseball ("three stakes and you're out"), and we explore an alternate reality in which the role of Edward Cullen is played by both Tommy Wiseau and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

This episode contains spoilers for Twilight. Obviously.

Welcome to the first ever Two Chunks And A Hunk Mini-Monday! In this bite-size episode, we lay out the structure for Mini-Mondays going forward and we draft our teams for the 2019 season of Box Office Ball!

Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, full Chunk, zero calorie mini-sode!

Merry Christmas from Two Chunks And A Hunk! We wrote you a Hallmark movie, wrapped it in beautiful audio, and placed it in your podcast feed. Unwrap and enjoy "Feliz Navi-Dad"!

When Molly Anderson moves to the quaint little town of Aurora, Washington, she must choose between her cooking show and her burgeoning relationship with Aurora's most eligible bachelor, Kevin Garcia. Will Molly be able to please network executive Rob Fillet and also make it to Kevin's Christmas parade on time? Tune in to find out!

This episode contains spoilers for our completely made up movie, Feliz Navi-Dad. Obviously.

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Every Christmas Has A Story; we chronicle the adventures of Hallmark Hagrid, Aunt Becky, Bargain Mike Rowe, and Ballace Shawn-Breslin; and Carter plays Pokémon GO.

This episode contains spoilers for Every Christmas Has A Story. Obviously.

Check back on Christmas Day to hear the Hallmark Movie we wrote for you!

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Journey Back To Christmas, our Diamond Boy gets sidetracked by Taylor Swift on the way to a bite-size mini-muffin, and we get into a heated philosophical debate about the true nature of time travel.

This episode contains spoilers for Journey Back To Christmas. Obviously.

Join us for more installments of Deck the Hallmarks every Tuesday in December!

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Christmas Under Wraps, we get our pendixes removed, and we have a wonderful time in Alaska with DJ, Billie Bangs, and Andy Claus (just like you do sometimes, grandpa).

This episode contains spoilers for Christmas Under Wraps. Obviously.

Join us for more installments of Deck the Hallmarks every Tuesday in December!

Thanks for tuning in to our bonus episode! We have loved reviewing Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings and we're excited for our next series!

Don't miss "Deck The Hallmarks: Two Chunks And A Hunk Presents Southern Living Presents Three Of The Top Hallmark Channel Original Christmas Movies Of All Time"!

This episode contains just so many spoilers for Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings. Obviously.

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk: we review Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Parts I and II); we take a listen to the new single from our favorite band, Airbrushed Mannequins; and we discuss the latest trends in purgatory fashion. 

This episode contains spoilers for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Obviously.

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk: we review The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, we offer you some travel tips for your time in Magic Kingdom, G-Bones falls in some marinara sauce, and Jordan and Doz have a falling out JUST AS IT WAS PROPHESIED. 

This episode contains spoilers for The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Obviously.

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk: we review Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, we play the slughorn, and we take a li'l bite of pastry with our new father, Scrub Daddy.

This episode contains spoilers for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Obviously.