Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)

Missed week? What missed week?

Got a good ol' double episode coming your way today. Could've been a two parter but that would've been marginally more work, and if there's one thing we should be known for, it's doing the bare minimum. Guest star Ben (aka Atticus Lane) discusses Viper's Acapellas, What the F$Ck is a Recession, and his own upcoming album Sasha Winters. There is nothing more satisfying in this world than forcing another human being besides us to listen to Viper against their will. Especially Acapellas.

Yeah its late but this time it ISN'T my fault. It got put in the Google Drive late. Viper has a stroke and forgets how to speak in this episode, so that's interesting. Cobra is back as well, unfortunately. We also get a bit into Viper's politics and Garrett wears his heart on his sleeve, maybe a little too much.

Well, this episode might not have any good Viper on it, but it does have a 10 minute digression into our favorite video games and more Jack Black lore than you probably ever needed. Big apologies to our Albanian listeners, sorry you had to hear Will's tirade against your proud and mighty people. Anyways, I thought today was Thursday and freaked out cause I thought I forgot to upload but then I realized it was Wednesday and a big part of me wanted to delay the upload anyways to keep tradition. This is the smallest hill I'm willing to die on, don't @ me.

Guess we explain last week's thumbnail, so that's a good reason to listen. Also Real Evil Alphabet Lunch. No, that isn't your sleeper agent code. In fact, we explain precisely what is. Big shouts out to our Albanian fandom, you guys are the realest. You're up to 2% of our listeners now, so it clearly isn't a fluke.

Sorry for the late upload again. Time is an illusion.

Woof woof. RIP DMX but hail Viper, the new top dawg. That pained me to even type out facetiously. Well anyways, join Garrett and Will this week on the adventure of a lifetime as we go through a bit more new music from our old pal Viper, something we haven't gotten as much of recently. Don't worry about this week's cover art. I'll explain it when you're older. Will continues his record of being way better at editing than Garrett, but I still can't manage to get these things uploaded on any meaningful sort of schedule. "Wednesday" is such a vague term. 

Hard to believe we've already hit double digits. Feels like just  yesterday we were talking about Hustlin' Thick for the first time and  Garrett was doing waaaaay more prep per episode than he is now. Anyways  we're onboarding a new editor this week (it's just Will actually) so  bear with us for a week or two until we get things sorted out.

Another week, another off-schedule release. Sorry guys. I was traveling again and this episode was a mess to edit. Also I don't care about schedules. Sue me. 

This week Will and Garrett discuss a couple albums, if you can call them that, do a little more trivia and a lot of bitching about baseball. Fun for the whole family!

We don't have an email for fan mail yet, but that should be coming soon. For now, just hit us up on Twitter, @CowardsTwo.

Sorry for the delay everyone, I was out of town for work last week and didn't have time to upload an ep. Better late than never though! Hope you all enjoy one of our best episodes yet, our discussion of the best/worst Viper album of all time, anti-Viper, Daft Punk and the beautiful land of Brazil.

Lots of things to discuss today. Sorry for some audio issues, I'm honestly not sure what's going on there. Anyways if you wanna be a part of Viper stan Twitter hit us up.