In an episode that needs no further introduction, The Cynics are hitting the most hot button of topics: vaccines, vaccines and more vaccines. Listen as we have the dumbest debate of all time about "doing your own research", do some political deep dives and show why no one wants our show to succeed. Prove them wrong and subscribe on all social platforms!

In the latest Two Cynics Podcast, David and Andrew try to tackle the one cynical thought that comes up every Saturday in the fall - why they both can't seem to really get into college football. They then recount some bleak college football stories of their own college experiences before diving into current events topics ranging from this clown called Druski, Mel Tucker (yikes) and steroid use in women's tennis. You know where to find us - keep roasting us on TikTok or send in your email questions to [email protected]

In our milestone twentieth episode, The Two Cynics are in absolutely rare form chopping it up about the recent Spectrum and ESPN debacle. They discuss David's inability to chill, ruined golf simulator experiences, auto insurance deductibles and some recent conspiracy talk around NVIDIA. You know where to find us... [email protected]

The Cynics are cooking up a legendary US Open tennis parlays (that shockingly lost) before diving into a bunch of conspiracy theories and their validity or lunacy. We wrap up by running through a bunch of random TV shows that will put the Cynics at the edge of their seat... see you on next week's show.

The Cynics are chopping it up yet again for our fans, this time diving into Andrew's success story mounting a new TV and David battling noises from his new TV. We also discuss some ridiculous stories from the NYC party scene. Check us out on all social media platforms and email us your thoughts: [email protected]

In Episode 17, The Two Cynics are debating the recent Michael Oher story and go off on a million different tangents per usual. They then dive into some long-standing beef about their last golf round and talk about what it means to be an ATHLETE.

The Cynics are BACK! Episode 16 kicks off with some football talk and quite a few interesting revelations about a selection of dental and cosmetic offices in the New York and Chicagoland areas. We dive into a ridiculous dental cleaning as well as a dispute with an absolute asshole in first class on a Delta flight. Subscribe to Two Cynics on all social media platforms!

After an episode with insufficient equipment and doubts about the podcast's future, The Cynics dive into Episode 15 with hard-hitting takes on Oppenheimer, the latest conspiracy theories in the news, NFL free agency controversies and more air travel disaster. Let us know your thoughts on the show: [email protected]

In Episode 14, The Cynics are back chopping it up about movie theater conduct, difficulties with grocery and restaurant delivery orders, and desperate stories from gas station and public trains. Email us your thoughts: [email protected]

The Cynics kick off this (un)lucky episode with some doubts but hit their stride talking diets, haircuts and the most insane tangents about their relatively meaningless childhoods. We finish by holding DoorDash accountable and teasing our "Last Dance", featuring cameos from Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen on the ongoing Marcus and Larsa drama. Email us your thoughts: [email protected]