Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 17: So It Goes Down (Season Finale)

Sir Isaac Newton tells all! Randy Dunning gives his all! It’s all coming to a head! The Season One finale of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.

Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.

David Ault as Mac.

Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad.

Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol.

Aiden Littlewood-Johnson as Bobby.

Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater.

Dean J. Smith as Arlo.

Tucker Bettez as Freemason 1.

Jordan Reed as Freemason 2.

Mason Amadeus as Freemason 3.

Amr Ammourazz as the Drive Thru Worker.

James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Wonder Under by Glad Rags.

Distraction by Hank.

Epic by Damiano Baldoni.

The Speed Demon by Kescho.

Montage by Bajio Alvarado.

Burning In The Atmosphere by Holizna.

House of the Rising Sun by Holizna.

Books by Jahzzar.

The Final Fight by RoboVal Jean.

Old Is The New World by Telepathic Teddy Bear.

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CONTACT: [email protected]

Episode Transcript

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