The One Stars, Episode Five: No Magic or Cats Allowed

 [This episode was originally released on August 28, 2020]

NO MAGIC OR CATS ALLOWED

Something about cats or something about magic. But definitely not both.

This episode includes reviews of:

Beach Trip.

Clothes Iron.

Cat Bed.

Apartment Complex.

NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST

CAST:

Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer.

Ariel Hack as Angelica.

Tal Minear performs 'Review of the Beach'

Anjali Kunapaneni peforms 'Review of a Cat Bed'

PJ Kanis performs 'Review an Apartment Complex'

Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly.

Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip.

Eleanor Grey performs 'Review of an Iron'

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

The Iron Review, Cat Bed Review and Beach Review were written by Tal Minear.

The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Power Up by Razihel.

Serenity by Prod Riddiman.

The Crown by Prod Riddiman.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Waves by Prod Riddiman.

Episode ⁠Transcript⁠

CONTACT: [email protected]

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Negative Nancy is stuck in traffic.

Reviews of: a Time Machine, The World's Largest Penny, an Abandoned Mall, a Grocery Store, a Rocket and a Mood Ring.

[This Episode was originally released August 14, 2020]

NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST

CAST: 

Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer.

Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip.

Ariel Hack, Tom Laflin and Roger Hanna as The Audience Members.

Senna Fox and Bajio Alvarado as People in Traffic.

Caroline Mincks performs Review of a Time Machine.

Bajio Alvarado peforms Review of the World's Largest Penny.

Megan Konrad peforms Review of an Abandoned Mall.

Ashe Thurman performs Review of a Grocery Store.

Lindsay Zana performs Review of a Mood Ring.

Jess Kuczynski performs Review of a Rocket.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

The Rocket and Mood Ring Reviews were written by Tal Minear.

The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC: 

Power Up by Razihel.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Spaceman by Prod Riddiman.

Lost in Space by Prod Riddiman.

Coffee by Prod Riddiman.

Cassette by Prod Riddiman.

Episode ⁠Transcript⁠

CONTACT: [email protected]

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Hey folks, Welcome Back to Stitches. Today on the feed we’re sharing one of our favorite weird-fiction comedy podcasts. It’s called FINDING PATTERSBY. 

Finding Pattersby is a Fake True Crime comedy and Supernatural Mystery about an ex-ghostwriter of thriller novels investigating the disappearance of best-selling author Luke Pattersby who vanished under strange and mysterious circumstances. Also the ghostwriter is a liar. 

Chapter 1, Part 1: “The Prologue”

Episode Description: 

Meet disgraced ex-ghostwriter and Sacramento native Ryan Cervantes, as he lays out all his issues and problems, personal drama and conspiracies surrounding the mysterious disappearance of thriller book legend Luke Pattersby. The famed novelist allegedly stole something very near and dear to Cervantes’ heart, and our host aims to get it back. Or he’s making it all up and wasting everyone’s time. You be the judge.

Finding Pattersby is perfect for fans of The Chair Company, Sorry About the Murder, Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Valley Heat, or Waiting for Guffman. 

Written, directed & performed by Ryan Sandoval. 

With Music & sound design by Erik Jourgensen. 

Featuring Performances by: Jennifer Albright, Jon Cannon, Patrick James Clarke, Dan Gagliardi, Keith Pasko, Kat Shuchter, Lily Sparks and Andy Windak. 

After you listen to the pilot, catch up with the rest of the season on the Finding Pattersby feed and be prepared for the Season Finale coming in March 2026. 

Website: https://www.patterspod.com

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The One Stars, Episode Three: Please Hold

(This episode was originally released on July 31, 2020)

Negative Nancy is on hold.

This episode includes reviews of:

Ethan's Erasers.

Can of Mace.

Can of Beans.

A Special Collection.

NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST

CAST:

Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer, Review of Mace.

Jess Kuczynski performs Review of Ethan's Erasers.

Nina Nikolic performs Review of a Can of Beans.

Ashley Kay performs Review of a Special Collection.

CREW:

Writing by Jeremy Ellett and Shamus Burns.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Power Up by Razihel.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Cold by Prod Riddiman.

Ice Cream by Prod Riddiman.

Dandelions by Prod Riddiman.

Episode ⁠Transcript.

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The One Stars, Episode Two: Haunted by Your Post

[This episode was originally released on: July 16, 2020]

NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST

Negative Nancy combs through her old social media posts to eliminate any old and potentially problematic Hot Takes.

This episode includes reviews of:

A Kettlebell.

Space Jam on DVD.

A Haunted VCR.

A Spellbook.

CAST:

Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer, Review of a Space Jam DVD.

Tom Laflin performs Review of a VCR.

Tal Minear performs Review of a Spellbook.

Anjali Kunapaneni performs Review of a Kettlebell.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

A Review of a Kettlebell was written by Tal Minear.

The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Revenge by Prod Riddiman

Schemin by Prod Riddiman.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Demented Nightmare by Darren Curtis.

Power Up by Razihel.

Episode ⁠Transcript⁠

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The One Stars, Episode One: Over the Moon [Originally released on: July 2, 2020]

Negative Nancy is over the Moon.

This episode includes reviews of:

An Uber Driver.

A Moon Vacation.

A Ukulele.

The Moon Landing Museum. 

CAST:

Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer.

Vin Ernst performs Review of an Uber Driver.

Bruce Hennigar performs Review of a Moon Vacation and Review of the Moon Landing Museum.

Caroline Mincks performs Review of a Ukulele.

Megan Konrad as Grandma's Review.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

A Review of a Ukulele was written by Tal Minear.

The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Hybrid by Ouroboros.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Power Up by Razihel.

Good Times by Prod Riddiman.

Jester by Prod Riddiman.

Exhausted by Prod Riddiman.

Fly by Prod Riddiman.

Isolated by Prod Riddiman.

NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST

Episode ⁠Transcript⁠

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Set in a fictional European republic in the years leading up to World War One, The Kingmaker Histories follows an assistant tailor named Colette who becomes the unwitting host for a deadly alien power source- the Kingmaker Diamond. Hunted by a host of enemies who wish to use her powers for their own gain, Colette's only hope is to join up with a pair of career criminals and embark on a bizarre road trip, smuggling and thieving across Belle Epoque Europe as she seeks to get rid of her lethal new head-mate.

A comedic adventure that is half fantasy and half crime caper, the Kingmaker Histories is a show about living through interesting times without losing your head.

 Created and developed by the team behind the audioverse award-winning Less is Morgue, THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES is a steampunk fantasy adventure about three petty criminals swept up into a magical power struggle for the future of their post-revolutionary home country.

It combines the criminal hijinks of Leverage with the fantastical intrigue of Shadow and Bone, and the dark, absurdist comedy of A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Support THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES crowdfunding at: https://ko-fi.com/megsothoth

This is CHAPTER 3: "Remedial Haggling" 

The gang are trapped in a landscape of illusions by a master mentalist with an axe to grind. 

Written by Dana Schiewe

Content Warning: Unreality, gunshots

Transcript Link

CAST:

David Ault - The Historian

Taqi Nazeer - Eisen

Blythe Renay - Colette

Josh Rubino - Telesphore

Addison Peacock - Ariadne

Richie Ammons - Babyface John

Additional voices - Addison Peacock and Meg Molloy Tuten

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Christmas Diner, Episode 6: Here Comes Santa Claus

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

STARRING:

Zane Schacht as Buster.

Peter Lewis as the Narrator.

Blythe Renay as Erica.

Josh Rubino as Douglass.

Ryan Philbrook as Chris. 

Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren.

Sarah Golding as Greta.

Damon Alums as Reggie.

Addison Peacock as Kathy.

Jeremy Ellett as Alex.

Danyelle Ellett as Holly.

Tal Minear as Robin.

Mason Amadeus as Terry.

Autumn Harwood as Reporter.

Rosie Sentman as Nurse.

Ray O’Hare as The Tomte.

MUSIC and SFX:

Silent Night by Mystery Mammal

Comedy Music by Alena Smirnova

Bosses by Gumbel by Gumbel

Emotional Inspiring Cinematic Piano by Music For Creators

Love Snow Winter by Happy World With Mochi 

Oh Holy Night by Holizna

Gun hitting floor 1 by JakLocke - License: Attribution 4.0

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STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

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Christmas Diner, Episode 5: Ghost of Christmas Past

Buster finally gets what he wants for Christmas.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

STARRING:

Zane Schacht as Buster.

Peter Lewis as the Narrator.

Blythe Renay as Erica.

Josh Rubino as Douglass.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren.

Sarah Golding as Greta.

Ryan Philbrook as Chris.

Damon Alums as Reggie.

Addison Peacock as Kathy.

Jeremy Ellett as Alex, Camera Guy.

Danyelle Ellett as Holly.

Tal Minear as Robin.

Autumn Harwood as Reporter.

MUSIC:

We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band.

The Silent Grove by Axletree.

Funny Music Orchestra by Darkash28.

Ongoing investigation orchestra music by Darkash28.

80 Synth Music 2 by Bipwave.

The Little Match Girl by Maarten Schellekens.

Night Calm Meditation by Yuri Megis.

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STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy.

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Christmas Diner, Episode 4: Is Gremlins a Christmas Movie?

Buster explains what Christmas is really all about.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

STARRING:

Zane Schacht as Buster.

Peter Lewis as the Narrator.

Blythe Renay as Erica.

Josh Rubino as Douglass and Harold.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren.

Sarah Golding as Greta.

Damon Alums as Reggie.

Addison Peacock as Kathy.

Jeremy Ellett as Alex.

Danyelle Ellett as Holly.

Tucker Bettez as The Pisser Goblin.

Mason Amadeus as Stump Tooth and Pig Finger Goblin.

Haberlin Roberts as Knot Boy Goblin.

MUSIC:

We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band.

Christmas Theme by Music for Creators.

Drops of Melting Snow by Axletree.

Funny Orchestra Music by Darkash28.

Special thanks to Mason, Habe and Tucker from PODCUBE for joining us on today's episode as The Goblin Brothers!

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