The final three episodes of 2FEKAF will be hitting the feed over the next few weeks, but today we're thrilled bring you the pilot episode of Fawx and Stallion!

Fawx and Stallion is a new comedy series co-created by none other than our very own Lauren Grace Thompson. (voice of Gayle Kruger).

CW: Adult language. Sexual innuendo. Robbery. Jail/imprisonment. Reference to hanging.

About Fawx & Stallion

London, 1889. When the residents of 221B Baker Street leave town for the weekend to solve one of their most famous cases, no one is left to clear a poor housekeeper’s name of a crime she didn’t commit. Well, no one except for their neighbors at 224B.

This Episode

The Place: London, England

The Time: Winter, 1889

The Crime: Anything (including, but not limited to: Robberies, Burglaries, Thieveries, Unlawful Acts, General Wrong-doing, and Pilferings)

The Detectives: Sherlock Holmes & Dr. John Watson, 221B Baker Street

Known Alternatives: None of Note

Neighbors: Hampton Fawx and James Stallion, 224B Baker Street

CREDITS

Written and Directed by Ian Geers and Lauren Grace Thompson.

Sound designed by Sarah Buchynski.

Produced and edited by Lauren Grace Thompson.

Original music by Baldemar. 

CAST

Hampton Fawx: Jeremy Thompson.

James Stallion: Chris Vizurraga.

Madge Stallion: Katie McLean Hainsworth.

Archie Cartwright: Shawn Pfautsch.

Constable McMurphy: Ian Geers.

Mildred: Nicole Knudsen.

Jerry: James Ferrero.

Copper: Evin McQuistion.

Sarah: Lauren Grace Thompson.

Ambrosius: Llewyn Geers-Thompson.

TRANSCRIPT

WEBSITE: 224bbaker.com

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 14: Kafkaesque

Randy and Walt finally agree to be honest with each other. Something weird is going on with Gayle.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walter.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Rob Schwarb as Mike.

Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.

Ariel Hack as Emalema Bossbabe One.

Faith Dowgin as Emalema Bossbabe Two.

Abby Espiritu as Derby.

Su Ling Chan as Ameena.

Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett.

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital from Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock from Glad Rags.

Flood by Jahzzar.

Oslodum by Gilberto Gil.

Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer.

I Get What I Want by Monkey Warhol.

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Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 13: A Just and Upright Mason

Mac and Arlo continue their search for The Owl of Euclid. Mac talks to an old friend. Arlo meets the Void. 

CAST:

Jack Carmichael as Narrator.

David Ault as Mac.

Dean J. Smith as Arlo.

Graham Rowat as Gary.

Tom Laflin as Scott.

Ryan Philbrook as Scottie.

Newt Schottelkotte as Scooter.

Sena Bryer as Larry.

Megan Carter as Alex.

Josh Rubino as The Carny.

CREW:

Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Sound Design by Newt Schottelkotte.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital from Glad Rags.

Social Kapital (reprise) from Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock from Glad Rags.

Orange Nightmare Record Fair from Keshco.

Still Weaker Than Them by Soft and Furious.

Oh By Jingo from All Star Trio.

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Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 12: SCP-2FEKAF: BOBO (Crossover Episode with SCP Archives)

SCP-2FEKAF: Bobo is a special CROSSOVER EPISODE between SCP Archives and Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason.

Randy and Gayle visit Angshin Pass and come face to face with a monster from Randy’s past. (It’s Bobo.)

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy, Trail-Cam Watcher, and Radio Ad One.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Atticus Jackson as the Narrator.

Josh Rubino as Bryan and Sir Isaac Newton.

Rissa Montanez as Barb and the Emalema.

Jesse Hall as Brad and Radio Ad Two.

Pacific Obadiah as Agent Lemire.

Brandon Nguyen as Reporter and Agent Jenkins.

CREW:

Written by Jeremy Ellett.

Dialogue Editing by Jesse Hall.

Sound Designed by Travis McMaster.

Music in this Episode by Matt Roi Berger.

MUSIC:

SCP Archives Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons.

Two Flat Earthers Theme Song is Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

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Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 11: The Top Five Serial Killers in St. Louis

Randy and Gayle attend a meeting of the Maple Hill Murder Club.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Aiden Littlewood Johnson as Bobby and Coco.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Graham Rowat as Newsham.

Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol.

Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel.

Ezra J. Wayne as Peter.

Torian Brackett as Pete.

Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.

Ryan Philbrook as the Orderly and the Documentary Narrator.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital from Glad Rags.

Party by Damiano Baldoni.

The Edge of Nowhere by Holinza.

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Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 10: My First Time Using a Chainsaw

Randy and Gayle meet a new friend at the Hardware Store.

Sir Isaac Newton recites his "Catalog of Sins."

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Josh Rubino as Isaac Newton.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel.

Su Ling Chan as Ameena.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

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Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 9: Enter the Echo Chamber

Everyone wants to know the answer. But nobody wants to hear the truth… It's the 12th Annual Conspiracy-Con in Kansas City!

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Graham Rowat as Newsham.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Rob Schwarb as Mike.

Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning.

Josh Rubino as the Carnival Barker.

Socks Whitmore as the Superfan.

Hesham Elshazly as the Conspiracy Bar Friend.

David Hanna as the Bartender.

Stephen Cullen as Simon.

David Sillars as Doctor K.

Sena Bryer as the Personal Bubble Booth.

Adam Clark as the Flat Earth Model Salesman.

Cole Burkhardt as Big Bubba Cast Member and Sword Salesman.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

The World is Waiting by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Please Listen Carefully by Jahzzar.

Unexpected Little Happenings by UltraCat.

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Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 8: Almost Famous

Randy checks in at Conspiracy Con while Gayle is forced into babysitting duty.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Rob Schwarb as Mike.

Graham Rowat as Newsham.

Maya Murphy as Millie.

Faith Dowgin as Gloria.

David Hanna as Art.

James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony.

Socks Whitmore as the Superfan.

Ryan Philbrook as TV Game Show Host, Conspiracy Con Ad and Hotel Front Desk Clerk.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Endeavor by Jahzzar.

Battle by Boxcat Games.

The World’s Moved On by Rozkol.

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Episode Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 7: Who Will Stand Guard?

The Freemasons panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing.

CAST:

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

David Ault as Mac.

Dean J. Smith as Arlo.

Sena Bryer as Larry.

Dallas Wheatley as Illuminathan.

Ryan Philbrook as Doctor One.

Cole Burkhardt as Doctor Two.

Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil.

Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry.

Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul.

Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.

Socks Whitmore as the Superfan.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Sound Design by Newton Schottelkotte.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Death's Favorite Chair by Holinza.

Revenge by Spoon.

Time Train by PC III.

Xanadont by Mystery Mammal.

The Mode of Our Consequences by Pangolus.

Episode ⁠Transcript

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 6: The Observer's Local Horizon

Ed Choom does everything for everyone. Charlotte does her job. 

CAST:

Charlie Wes as Ed.

Zane Schacht as Randy.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Kale Brown as Jimmie.

Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.

Jordan Stillman as Judy.

Phil Sherwood as Jay.

Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.

Kristian Lawrence as Neil the Freemason.

Lindsay Zana as Camille.

Jessa Jordan as Tasha.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Social Kapital Reprise by Glad Rags.

Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags.

Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer.

Breakfast by Damian Baldano.

U Think U by Glad Rags.

Machine Language by Mystery Mammal.

Happy F'n Birthday by The Danimald.

Episode ⁠Transcript

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