EP.24 FIRST CUT

In a miraculous turn of events, Laura turned 30 and didn't cry about it. HUZZAH! This ep we're discussing meme culture. We get into how the term "meme" came to be, how prevalent memes are in our daily lives and most importantly, why. Alex sheds a light on his newest hobbies and why he's decided to prioritise experiencing new things. And don't forget the beloved Reddit Reacts! Imagine finding out your wife is a habitual shoplifter. Or having a mother-in-law so untrustworthy that it ruins your baby gender reveal party. All of this and more in Episode 23 of Two Flat Whites.

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A neggy trip down the road of our latest experiences with customer service. Why did Alex's parents end up an extra $4,000 out of pocket just to get to America? And why is it so hard for Laura to order food at a restaurant?

More wild 'Reddit Reacts' from the depths of the web, showcasing an entitled groom to be that just wants to have fun in Vegas and the all too classic tale of a woman being shamed for having a reproductive system. Plus we're talking escalator etiquette and condiments storage in "How Do You Do".

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We are so addicted to our phones it seems to be as hard a habit to break as smoking. Golly! 'My Miserable Moment' showcases Alex's sensitive 30-year-old tum and Laura's apparently shitty eyesight. We cover questions about living off the grid in solitude and get heavy about what you'd change about your childhood. And we're sharing our 'Fav Void Distractions' with you again so you too can avoid the dread of reality from time to time.

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Is the ever growing monster that is consumerism exhausting you? Us too. We take a dainty dive into how it affects our day-to-day lives and mental health, as well as what life would look like without it. Also on the smorgasbord: the listener favourite 'Reddit Reacts' segment and a double 'Tongue Tester' that leaves our mouths dryer than the Sahara Desert 🐪🌵

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Could we possibly have more animal home-invasion stories? The answer is YES. Which critter will enter Laura’s comfort-zone this time? And what medical woes will thrust themselves upon Alex's already painful existence? 

We've got some juicy philosophical 'Would You Rather' questions to make you contemplate your life. Another unsettling 'Tongue Testers' segment (which we'd rather forget happened). And wrap things up by throwing around some harsh judgement about how we go about our mundane tasks in 'How Do You Do'.

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Saucy sleeping, boxing emus, self-inflicted electrocution, and simply just…too much fish. This is just a taste of the absurdity covered in this week's ep. Oh and if you're wondering why we're so existential, we delve into the big doozy: why we left religion. FUN.

For our references on the census and religion stats, refer to our show notes in Episode 11.

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Honestly, this episode is chock full of shock and teeming with terror. Join us on a journey with the squid jerky from hell that we might never recover from. Alex’s spider stories that make Laura want to curl up into a ball and rock back and forth. Does the concept of AI frighten or excite you? And has anyone ever told you you have a nice wand? Well a certain Harry Potter film star can help you there! 🪄

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Two Flat Whites Podcast is back for 2023! With a brand new format, this season is sure to get you gaggling. Laura and Alex take you through their New Year's existential crisis leading to the show’s refreshed format with some brand new segments, including chats about everything from Alex's ugly hands to Laura's friendly haemorrhoid.

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SLEIGH IT AIN'T SO - A BONUS EPISODE! 😮 It's that festive time of year again and we're here to fill your stockings with a bonus episode all about Christmas! 🎄 What a treat, tee hee. We investigate the origins of Christmas, unpack traditions, regale you with terrifying tales from European folklore and of course, react to some juicy holiday-themed Reddits. Get ready for the fa-la-la-la-laughs 🎅🏻

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⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING: Discussion of child death (fictional). 

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