This week, the boys carried a full four quarters to four points in a stunning clash against the Lions. Our hosts discuss King's ascension, Dunstan's cunning and Long's epic hanger.

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The girls discuss the Saints win over Collingwood, the lacklustre fourth quarter and offer their takes on some commentating gems. 

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The sisters discuss a stunning win against Richmond, Wood’s pliability and what those two things the team decided to focus on just might be.

The sisters break down the close game against the Crows, how poor puns make for poorer luck and Dougal Howard acting like he’s a defender or something.

The girls discuss the close loss to the Swans, team selection for Round 8, as well as classic Australian discography. 

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The Saints pull through with a much needed 4 points following a win against North Melbourne. The girls chat about a quiet stadium, Clavarino’s debut and just how much the footy loves our umpires.

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After a battering Saturday, the girls discuss the last two rounds with as much pep as they can muster. More than the cheer squad, apparently. 

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Twins galore, why the win against the Suns was just what we needed, and what exactly went on at the half-time cuddle. 

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Welcome back to the Saints. We discuss our significant win against Hawthorn, the KFC AFL marketplace, and celebrate champ of the match, Zak Jones, with a little workplace trivia.

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The gals lament this week's loss and give their highly uninformed opinions on what we could do better. Other topics include McKenzie's suspension, Port Adelaide's finger-lickin' sponsorship and how well do you know one Jarryn Geary? For feedback, questions, concerns: [email protected].