Two Gobs No Job

The lads chat about 2-metre-long dentist drills, late-night drunken tattooing and the glitz n’ glamour of being a celebrity professional cuddler as they shortlist another potential moneymaker. 

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Mark and David consider standing up in court with no pants on, opening a zoo for mythical beasts and getting messy so celebs don't have to in their latest job-searching chin-stroke. 

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The boys mull over being jewellers who want to be robbed, whether Geography teachers are secretly secret agents and if carpet fitters are part of the mafia as they hunt down their next career. 

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Mark and David discuss the perils of being a tree surgeon on a plane, locking up book thieves in library jail and how cutting-edge technology could revolutionise the baking industry as they search high and low for their next profession. 

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The lads discuss whether firefighters have to rescue all cats from trees (even lions), the magical unsung heroes that are vending machine technicians and if working in a cinema is the kind of sticky career they really want. 

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Mark and David discuss how border control keep a straight face, what breeds of dog like to get their hair done and whether lifeguards can even swim as they ponder which career path is right for them. 

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