We decide that Kirk is the Michael Jordan of Star Trek, the spinny light on the ceiling is actually super scary, and a woman finally kicks some ass on the show!

Ira and Josh debate the worthiness of the JJ-verse, Kirk demands "No blah blah blah!," and Ensign McClenney and Heinichen realize there's NO ONE LEFT UP ON THE SHIP.

Either someone is or isn't a Trek fan, Ruk does some impressive quad lifting, and we lose Matthews (R.I.P. 2266 - we'll never forget)

The boys realize that Shatner and Roddenberry are kindred spirits, break down the logistics of the after-Enterprise house party, and try to figure out what Mudd's plan actually was to nab Kirk's ship.

Should McCoy turn sickbay into a nightclub? Are we all just on the USS High School? And why do we have to keep coming back to the "r" word…?