I am Kirok!!! Kirk goes native…literally, he'd be loving it if it weren't for the crippling nightmares, and Josh imagines the perfect Star Trek porn.

Spock works some sexy with Cheyenne, the sultry Romulan commander, Josh and Ira debate if first really is the worst, second is the best, and whether third is the hairiest chest or the tweety bird.

THE FINAL SEASON of the original series kicks off with a slice of CLASSIC Science Fiction. Spock is missing his brain! The crew of the Enterprise is off to find it, Josh realizes how many people die on Kirk's ship, and the guys imagine watching this episode on the wall of a bar.

Meet Gary Seven, the James Bond of the Trek universe. For our season 2 finale, Gene Roddenberry tries his hand at launching a new show and we're time-traveling to Earth's past yet again! Let's do this!

Welcome to the work-out planet, where everyone is fit, wears their sweats cut-offs, and every day is leg-day. It's also the third episode in the past six where some Starfleet captain has completely f*cked up an entire planet.

It's Kirk vs. a computer! (Again!) The boys discuss being replaced by computers, the difference between cowboys and sailors, and how Josh found himself living the opening scene of Back to the Future.

One of the boys is dreaming of Bill Shatner on the regular, and Bill likes Two Guys One Trek. Meanwhile on the Enterprise, we travel to the Chinese planet, and apparently, it's the 4th of July.

According to McCoy we're 96% water, Kirk can't figure out how to play freeze tag, and Scotty drinks an alien under the table like a BOSS.

It's Nazis! Kirk and Spock dodge the gestapo, pretend to be a film crew, practice their salutes, and Josh decides that Netflix is heaven.

Hey! We meet an actress whose a big character in a later show, we have some shenanigans with some weird glowy orbs and a dude named Sargon, and Ira sells Josh on reading the book "Old Man's War."