This week we come baring a mind-bending mystery and therapeutic complaining! First off, Iain jumps into the fascinating world of physicist Jack Sarfatti, a man whose life has been filled with claims of mysterious phone calls from the future, cutting-edge theoretical physics, UFOs, consciousness, and government secrets. We ask, was he simply an eccentric genius, or did his extraordinary experiences hint at something much stranger?

Then Jordan lightens the mood with a gloriously relatable rant about the things that drive him mad as a gigging musician. From awkward audience members, to impossible song requests, to worries getting to venues, to equipment safety, and everything in between! It’s a look behind the curtain at the realities of playing live! 

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This week, Iain takes us through the history of some of the worst nighttime visitors out there: the Incubus and the Succubus. These horrifying entities are said to use desire and intimacy against us in order to drain the very life from their victims. Then Jordan brings us crashing back to the land of comedy with another instalment of Iain's favourite way to spend half an hour: MAD LIBS! So we're up and down today, but at least we end with a smile.

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This week we're heading into the stranger corners of UFO lore to meet some of the weirdest alien species ever reported! Sure, we all know about the Greys, but what about the Trantaloids? But along the way, we encounter some other lesser-known extraterrestrial species that have appeared in UFO reports over the decades.

Then Jordan digs through old newspaper Agony Aunt columns and presents Iain with real questions from real people whom actually wrote in asking for help. But the real question is… is Iain’s advice any better? What could possibly go wrong?!

From strange aliens, to weird questions, and advice that probably shouldn't be followed - this week we’ve got it all!

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This week we’re heading to the centre of the Earth to ask ourselves: do aliens come from above… or from below? We’ve got testimony from dedicated admirals, military personnel, and other fascinating questions to explore. But we’re just here to bring you the facts!

Then Jordan puts Iain’s knowledge to the test with what he calls the Mega Awesome Never-Been-Better Superstition Quiz of the Year. Which, judging by the title, pretty much speaks for itself. It’s an annual-ish quiz that tests both Iain (and you at home) on superstitions from around the world. So play along and let us know how many you got right!

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Join us today as we venture into the desert with rocket man, pre-NASA NASA guy, and occult enthusiast Jack Parsons! But I'm sorry to say, we're not here for sightseeing or treasure hunting. We're here to witness a magical ceremony.

So grab your pentagrams and... well, something else I can't mention here, and let's find out exactly what (or who) this guy was trying to summon.

Then Jordan brings us back to reality by exploring the origins of some of the world's most famous superstitions. From the number 13 and why we all hate it, to walking under ladders and why we all avoid it, it's a history-filled episode today!

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This week, Iain finally tells us about the Dodleston messages! On a computer (that was pretty much out of the Stone Age), a household begins receiving messages from centuries in the past and decades in the future! One super strange mystery that starts out weird and only gets weirder! 

Jordan then gives us the internets answers to the question: “Imagine! You're a burglar, but you can only steal things that mildly inconvenience your victims. What are you taking?” before we add some of our own ideas. But we’d love to hear what you’d steal too! As well as what you say to the 1600’s, so let us know by email or the Two Guys WhatsApp hotline number!

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This week! Iain jumps into an account from a woman named Lori Drahl! From ghosts to aliens, to God knows what! It seems this poor lady has had a lifetime of experiences and, it seems with her, it wasn’t the beginning or the end of the horrors that unfolded. 

Next up, Jordan gives us some Chinese proverbs - TRANSLATED! And tells us what they mean, how they translate and just what it is they’re trying to describe! All while testing Iain’s guessing powers because, let’s face it, he ain’t gonna know! 

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You know how lizards like to sit on those rocks that get really hot? Well today we're scaling that up x1000 as Iain tells us about a reptilian, and it don't need no rock because it’s hot enough! Or at least that is according to one lady who claimed that she was having relations with this creepy alien/ smoking hot lizard from outer space! 

And then Jordan will do anything to slip an unbeeped swear past us, and today is no different as he brings us the weirdest street names from around the world! And there are some words in there that would normally get the beeping of a lifetime! But there are others sprinkled in; the funny, weird and the clever.

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So… we finally did it! Us Two Guys went to 30 East Drive, the home of the Black Monk (AKA THE MOST VIOLENT POLTERGEIST IN THE UK)! But we were too scared to go alone, so we headed in with James of the Fortean News Podcast, alongside his collaborator Matt from Confessions of a Ghost Boy, and Paul of Question Buggers. We had a solid mix of experience, curiosity… and slowly dwindling scepticism. From the moment we stepped inside, the place had a “feeling”, and throughout the night, those feelings turned into experiences; ALL of which is detailed in this very episode! By the end, we all walked out scared, excited, tired and a believer. So was what we experienced paranormal? Or was it just the setting and our minds playing tricks? We’ll let you be the judge, but for us? That wasn’t just another night out.

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Today, Iain takes us through the insane real event that was the Tunguska event! The catastrophic explosion that happened over Siberia 118 years ago. And this segment might have you saying “sure, that’s weird. But where is the paranormal!?” But don’t worry, it’s coming! Because in the end, we find out just why this explosion only left behind a whole lot of weirdness! 

Jordan then gives us a list of some of the weirdest, rudest, and downright creepiest messages from Vinted, between seller and buyer. From the perverted to the horrible, it’s a fair mix, and they all deliver (in more ways than one!).

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