This week we dive into a few different types of hell! Iain starts with the quite literal version, with stories of people who have had the misfortune to experience near death, and ended up in some form of hellscape! Complete with cruel creatures, despair, and lakes of fire! 

But then Jordan talks about all the things we’d often overlook if hell came to us in the form of a zombie apocalypse! And let me tell ya, it seems like there’d probably be a number of things that were out to get us before the zombies even came into the equation! So take note and stock up because, these days, it wouldn’t surprise me if it was just around the corner. Bloody zombies. 

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#169 - Woeful War Crimes and Weird Wall Finds

It’s April Fools week! And what better way to celebrate than to switch up Iain and Jordan’s roles and it you’ve listened to March’s bonus episode over on our Patreon, then you’ll know that Jordan is currently in his DARK phase! And today is no different as he kicks things off with a guided tour through the history of the infamous Japanese Unit 731! A dark patch in history that saw human experiments, horrific acts and a complete disregard for human life all in the name of “scientific advancement”. Grim stuff. 

And then Iain follows up, tries to forget all the horrific atrocities committed, and brings a list of the weirdest things found in people’s walls! Esoteric charms, cash and bodies of all varieties show up. So we’ll back to the light-hearted stuff eventually, you just gotta ride this train with us.

Happy April Fools!

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This week we kick off by talking about the Scarborough Sci-Fi Festival, taking place on the 18th-19th April, because we’ve been invited to do a panel! Two days, two one-hour talks with our good friends Paul Sinclair and James Koppert, with the chance to come and chat with all of us afterwards. If you like aliens and poltergeists, you can pick up your tickets here:

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But it isn’t long before we start the spooky, because Iain has a full section on divination! From the well-known to the obscure, we find out how the ancients tried to figure out what might be happening in their future.

And then it’s Jordan’s turn, and he’s here to dish the dirt.  Bringing us insider knowledge about companies; the things the public never hears about but every employee definitely knows. From recycling madness to utter wastefulness, Jordan tells it all.

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Today we start with a small conversation about sickness and Iain being haunted by a woman that now has outside verification by none other than Jordan.  

Then the good stuff! Iain kicks things off by telling us all the heartwarming story of Jim the wonder dog! Possibly one of the world’s only, true psychic animals.

**short break for Jordan’s new content preview here** 

Then back to the psychic dog! Could Jim really tell the future and read minds? Iain says yes! Jordan’s says “whatever, Iain.” But what do you think?

Then Jordan does what he does best (his main passion of delivering TGWU segments; NOT dropping cards) and tells us 10 examples of those who lost their Job Seekers Plus benefits for the most outrageous, ridiculous, and inhumane ways. This really will have you shaking your head. Then you’ll remember about Jim and smile again.

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This week we start by discussing Iain’s lack of sleep and the fact that Jordan’s dog is a skinwalker. But it soon descends into the GOOD STUFF! 

Iain starts by talking about one of the most famous stories that gave the Bermuda Triangle its horrible name - taking planes and the people that are flying them. It’s the story of how just after the World War II, six planes went missing, never to be seen again, cementing that three-sided bugger’s legacy. 

And then in an unprecedented turn of events, Jordan gives us a part two to last week’s episode! Remember? Need me to refresh your memory? OK. It’s the internet’s most unhinged paranormal encounters part 2! And this week we encounter upright spooky dogs, other ghosts that make you think it’s a dog, and choose your favourite Two Guys Hotline number jingle! Mine’s the metal version - signed, Iain.

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This week we start by talking about the importance of riders! Those things that stars, celebrities and artists (like Adele) demand are in their dressing rooms. 

But then the good stuff - Iain starts with guardians of the threshold; those that are placed in supernatural situations to stop you, or your ethereal self, going to those places where you ain’t supposed to go! What are they? Why can’t you go into the VIP area of the astral plain? No idea, but they’re there! 

Then Jordan gives us an extra paranormal fix by telling us some of the internet’s most unhinged paranormal encounters! Where we hear of all sorts of creepy encounters, including doppelgängers, premonitions, and sleep paralysis Demons to name a few! It’s all manner of spooky on today’s TGWU!

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This week, it’s proof-time!

Iain brings you the story about a young boy who claimed to have past-life memories. But, you see, the man this boy used to be was in the public eye! So just how did a four year-old know all the ins and outs of the life of a Hollywood talent agent? How did he prove it? All will be revealed before Jordan changes tack from his usual! Today he brings us a collection of entirely real studies and moral problems - conundrums designed to make you ponder. Some horrible; some philosophical; but all super interesting!

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First off, we shut up talking about personal lives at 17:55 but we start off by talking about the horrors of waiting for a new microphone and the joys (and awkward incidents) of Jordan’s recent trip to Spain! so if you don't want to hear that, feel free to skip. We won't be offended.

But then we kick off the good stuff! And it all starts in Canada, where Iain tells us about a family that was plagued by a series of poltergeist activity that came from an angry shape-shifting witch (allegedly).

And then Jordan gives the very best of a recent trend that is “read a text and go about your day” - which is when you get a text from a loved one, you read it and then just kinda… smile a smile of WTF, and get on with your day! Solid stuff!

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This week we are going full horror as Iain starts off by discussing zombies! Not the types that you find in horror movies, like those fast runners or even the ambling kind that are easy to escape, but the REAL kind. The kind that involves sorcerers, being drugged, slave labour, and having your humanity stripped away. 

And then we follow up with a stark reminder that we are all indeed aging. But maybe you hadn’t noticed? Well luckily Jordan is here to put that right, as he has a list from the Internet that details other people’s realisations that time is a-ticking!

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Welcome to a rather reminiscent episode! I guess you could call this Episode 82 Pt.2 - for we feature featured these topics all those years ago. And that means that today you’re getting another story of some aliens that were buried in our sweet soil, and a list of things that were taught to us in school that were later disproven in our lifetime! So expect crashed saucers and BIG FOOD getting involved in teaching the next generation. All this and more on this week’s episode!

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