Two Jacked Bros

By Sidney Gantt

Comedy

What's Two Jacked Bros about?

Sidney Gantt and Dave Topor are two jacked stand up comedians from Phily that graciously share their knowledge on how to be fit while maintaining a lifestyle of decadence and debauchery.

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142: Token Highlander

09.20.2020

Another epic blockbuster that comedically spans distance and time!! Topics include: What's up with Tik Tok; when another version of you gets added to a friend group; how women invented personalities; Kanye West The Noble Billionaire; and so much more!!

Two Jacked Bros episodes:

09.20.2020 142: Token Highlander Another epic blockbuster that comedically spans distance and time!! Topics include: What's up with Tik Tok; when another version of you gets added to a friend group; how women invented personalities; Kanye West The Noble Billionaire; and so much more!!
09.13.2020 141: The Chinese N-Bomb Ansley is back and the flow state is immediate and addictive. Come get weird with us! Topics: Slurs you can't say, A professor getting canceled for perfectly pronouncing a Chinese word, the newest trans-racial lady, some more teachings on the ...
09.06.2020 140: Suck Jinns After performing stand-up comedy drive in movie theatre style, Sidney entered into one of the most ridiculous experiences of his life, which becomes one of the craziest rest stop stories you've ever heard. Topics: The Rest Stop Story of a ...
08.30.2020 139: Pissing In The Sink This episode hits the ground running: We talk about when to not trust a person that's single, how society is trying to turn us into tattle tells, the government glossed over the fact that there are aliens, people exploiting the ...
08.28.2020 138: Becki The Sexual Aggressor From God One of the horniest scandals ever is the backdrop for yet another raucous episode of the Two Jacked Bros. We also get into some China is destroying the NBA conspiracy theories. Patreon.com/TwoJackedBrosIntro and Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9wTwo Jacked ...
08.17.2020 137: Local Hero After a day being out here seeing something and saying something we reconvene back in Murder Shed Studios and discuss how Sidney is a local a hero, the importance of learning whether you can fight or if you're funny, Ansley's ...
08.09.2020 136: The Cancel Parade In this short episode we had to sit down and really dig into how society is collectively trying to come up with a way to oust drunk uncles, the true reason behind any type of "Pride" parade, and finding out ...
08.03.2020 135: Professsional Butt Readers The team has recently grown more obsessed with Indian culture due to Netflix's Indian Matchmaker. Topics include: The brand new profession of Butt Reading, how inter-racial couples make Indian babies, the progression of a serial killer, Bryan Callen's sexual misconduct ...
07.29.2020 134: Bad Bitch Energy We came into this one a little fired up! One of those high octane ruff and ridiculous theory sessions that you live for. Patreon.com/TwoJackedBrosIntro and Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9wTwo Jacked Bros YouTube Page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTaurCHNJdHrwPmPl_DxUogApple Podcasts/iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-jacked-bros/id1265973823Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7Jp1uzPsq9KTSQaAF0siUj?si=D0e5ESV2Tsiz1U5fLrdjbwStitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sidney-gantt/two-jacked-brosPodbean: ...
07.22.2020 133: Zulu Joe We talk about Kanye crying with his mouth open, Trader Joes and their crazy customers, and how the Zulus came up with one of the sneakiest tactics ever. Patreon.com/TwoJackedBrosIntro and Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9wTwo Jacked Bros YouTube Page: ...
07.12.2020 132: Expired Meter... For Genitals Everybody has an opinion about Will Smith's and Jada Pinkett Smith's relationship, but we only care about their genitals. Topics include: Will and Jada Pinkett Smith's genitals; the cargo short era; and the Church of Adonitology (the worship of thick ...
07.06.2020 131: The Nword Games We try to figure out whether or not our current landscape can facilitate Whimsy. Then we establish a racial slur that can be used for all races. Just $1/month for premium (and too hot for public consumption) content at Patreon.com/TwoJackedBrosIntro ...
07.01.2020 130: Smartarded Finally got my computer back and we hit the ground running. In this episode Ansley has to dig her way out of the cancel zone, Sidney tries to figure out if black people have enough power to yell "White Power" ...
06.22.2020 129: Open Face Ninjas Charged up from celebrating birthdays and father's day, Sidney and Ansley hop in Murder Shed Studios to deliver the top shelf goods. Topics include: Insane dad speak, how black people invented chilling, why Hitler is like the Pyramids, whether or ...
06.15.2020 128: Five Paths To Enlightenment Another wild one from wire to wire. Topics include: Sidney figuring out how to abuse his new powers, the proper way to celebrate Loving Day (inter-racial couple day), a little Zulu talk, and the 5 paths to enlightenment. Just $1/month ...
06.08.2020 127: Captain Dong vs Civilian Dong While driving home from a day trip to the beach we jump on the mics to deliver that hotness. This episode comes with some free ASMR from the sound of road tripping. Some quality butt talk, breaking down human hierarchies, ...
05.31.2020 126: Full Double R Karens, and Riots, and Truth, Oh My! I promise this episode is funny even though the we're inching ever closer to a anarchic post apocalyptic society. Doesn't mean we shouldn't laugh. Just $1/month for premium (and too hot for public ...
05.24.2020 125: You Ain't Either After Sidney addresses concerns about whether he's black enough for Joe Biden, Ansley assures him that he's not. Then, no longer encumbered by Joe Biden's all seeing eye, things turn up. Topics include: whether Joe Biden's comments were actually offensive ...
05.18.2020 124: American Heroes Back in Murder Shed Studios the team gets real in the moment and really connects with the human condition. But hilariously because no matter how in the moment, we're still two retards in a shed. Topics include: Sidney's confrontation at ...
05.12.2020 123: Who Do You Think You Are? Fresh off of yelling at the kids, we once again meld our cosmic vibes in Murder Shed Studio. In this episode we talk about our need to touch other people, Sidney is trying to steal Elon Musk's identity, how women ...
05.04.2020 122: Ansley's Feats of Bro Sidney has been absolutely loving America lately and Ansley might possibly be ready to stop mocking him and start loving the Stars and Stripes herself. This causes Sidney to become wise in an instant. We recount Ansley's most recent mind ...
04.27.2020 121: Fist Extraction Be sure to check out and subscribe to our Patreon for $1 at Patreon.com/TwoJackedBros for exclusive content starting this Monday. This episode is the perfect episode to put out in conjunction with launching our patreon. It's nuts. Topics include: How ...
04.19.2020 120: Nut Mask the Persian God We never usually include our pre-show soundcheck talk but we just watched a prank where a girl made her boyfriend think he caught her cheating in their bed, and we talk about it. It was too funny to delete. Other ...
04.16.2020 119: Fight Island It's the Midweek Quick Set!! We jump back into Murder Shed Studios to talk about the recent guest we've reached out to interview, abolishing the family, and people that make things happen no matter what. Two Jacked Bros YouTube Page: ...
04.13.2020 118: Flattening The White Girl Curve In an epic return to form, both the ridiculous and the somewhat informative coalesce into a harmonic listening experience. Topics include: Some much needed holiday pandemic rules, both how to know when a black party is fun & when a ...
04.09.2020 117: Little Spooning Back in Murder Shed Studios for our midweek short episode. We start off talking about how the pandemic has caused us to miss missing each other and then straight into our nonsense. Topics include: How pandemic life is hard for ...
04.06.2020 116: Sexy Vampire Swag Ansley decided she wanted to do an episode dedicated to helping relationships during the pandemic... and this is the insanity that came from that. Topics include: Pat Robertson's reason for the pandemic, Sidney's new obsession with a very particular Dracula, ...
04.02.2020 115: Muttering Up The Street Just two humans getting wild on this one. Topics include: Life before Covid, what life must be like for Swingers right now, a Too Jacked Theory on Covid and Protest Culture, and so much more hilariousness. Two Jacked Bros YouTube ...
03.30.2020 114: Positive Cooties Only Another instant classic. Nothing else can be said to encapsulate the nonstop comedic thrill ride on which you're about to embark. This one's got everything. Just dig in. Two Jacked Bros YouTube Page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTaurCHNJdHrwPmPl_DxUog Intro and Outro music by Circadian ...
03.26.2020 113: Whipped Pi Why men should never wear silk boxers, obsession with the Tiger King being gay, and ancient egyptian women getting loose with it!! Two Jacked Bros YouTube Page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTaurCHNJdHrwPmPl_DxUog Intro and Outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social ...
03.24.2020 112: Beware The Crotchadile We've finally stepped into the visual realm and this episode is also available on YouTube. Be sure to check us out over there! Topics: What's happening with movie theatres now, Ancient Contraception, Sidney stopped a public freakout at Whole Foods, ...
03.18.2020 111: Wizard Butt Officially back on our bullshit!! The last episode was too Corona heavy for our liking but this episode infinitely makes up for it. Topics: Sidney pinpoints why he doesn't watch porn, some discussion about ancient regular people, why nuns are ...
03.16.2020 110: Every Battle This episode is a lot of Bro Science but that's what you come here for. We talk pandemic and pandemic life like only Two Jacked Bros can. I don't know if I have to say that we're not actually scientists ...
03.09.2020 109: Murder Buddies You just know when it's right... and this one is right. In this episode Ansley comes up with a new way to celebrate International Woman's Day, Sidney drops two of his newest homegrown conspiracy theories, and a little discussion of ...
03.02.2020 108: Doomsday Takers What an explosive episode! Ansley and Sidney become overnight experts and immediately have their expertise clash. They're both right but you can decide who's right-er. Topics include: Who to turn to for the coronavirus outbreak, Sidney ruins the relationship with ...
02.25.2020 107: Tiny Nice Titted Men In an unprecedented back to back episodes in consecutive days, we're back in our comfort zone. The last episode (106) was recorded under a weird time constraint and we didn't feel quite ourselves so we're back to bring you quality ...
02.24.2020 106: Party Knees After a fun weekend featuring at Helium in Philly for Sidney and a Girls Night Out for Ansley, the duo gets back in the shed and back to business. Topics include: Sidney's fear and obsession with woman culture, a Flat ...
02.17.2020 105: Hate Science After Sidney experienced a sensory deprivation float tank for the first time and reached enlightenment, he and Ansley reconvene in Murder Shed Studios to bro it up about eugenics, the Philadelphia Museum pushing the gay future agenda, and Sidney declares ...
02.10.2020 104: Spirit Organ Side effects of listening to this episode include but are not limited to realizing your spiritual calling and spiritual enlightenment. Topics include: a discussion about all science being luck, how Nazis could be useful, the need for spirituality and so ...
02.03.2020 103: Vibe Enhancement Don't doubt our vibe. This episode was recorded right after the Super Bowl Halftime show. After a false start we jump straight into the meat of it. This episode includes a truncated discussion on barriers to greatness, Ansley and Sidney's ...
01.29.2020 102: Rolling Off The Tongue This episode is late because we lost an entire recorded episode due to malfunction. No sweat. We put that epic loss behind us to crank out this hit! We talk about Wuhan Flu inspired Racial Slurs, and we also discuss ...
01.20.2020 100: Sexy Workers Not even realizing it was our 100th episode, we came in with the celebratory energy of two entities that were just ignited with all the knowledge of the cosmos. We get into some funny relationship stuff, a little Crime Junkies ...
01.13.2020 99 What's in the Way, Is the Way After absorbing infinite positivity from a get together with friends and their families, the Jacked Bros ride into Murder Shed Studios with the energy of a thousand suns... a piece. Topics include, The Secret to Handling Life's Obstacles, Whether or ...
01.06.2020 98: White Woman Survival Kit Wow! What an entertainment tour de force this episode is. We start with Sidney trying to embrace his gay talents, a bombshell about Jon for Jon and Kate Plus 8's side of the story, Sidney's mom tries to pull a ...
12.30.2019 97: Famous Comedian The team come together in Murder Shed and talk about goals for the new year, shaming strangers with pictures, and Sidney gets closer comedically articulating his feelings about woman cops. This episode is encouraging and hilarious!! Intro and outro music ...
12.27.2019 96: A Song In Their Heart Christmas Bonus Show!! Back in the swing of things!! In this episode the team talk about how rappers are dumb, Sidney's growing a mustache, Ansley explains shaving a peculiar location, and the close of the Comanche series. This episode is ...
12.23.2019 95: Midget Quarters This episode is weird even for us. A crazy story about a Russians, Pushing Texans into the Ocean, and so much wackiness in between. Happy Holidays. Intro and outro music by Circadian Clock: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nfGpTvDUwfZzo7IR3LF9w Two Jacked Bros social media: https://www.instagram.com/twojackedbros ...
12.16.2019 94: Happy Birthday Peanut Erection Wow! This episode opens up with the accidental discovery of one of the most explosive conspiracies to hit modern America so buckle up, Sidney talks about some of the crazy things that happened while opening for Michael Rapaport, this week ...
12.09.2019 93: How To Love A Savage This episode is powered by love. Back in Murder Shed Studios Ansley and Sidney break down a sultry New York Times story of lost love reunited that started in Auschwitz and ended on December 17th 2019. Other topics include the ...
12.02.2019 92: Fighting in Parking Lots After a chill and loving holiday break, the team is back to their bullshit. Topics inlcude: Sidney and Ansley discussing when they used to suck as a couple, after 20 years of being together Sidney and Ansley threw their first-ever ...

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Two Jacked Bros episodes:

142: Token Highlander

141: The Chinese N-Bomb

140: Suck Jinns

139: Pissing In The Sink

138: Becki The Sexual Aggressor From God

137: Local Hero

136: The Cancel Parade

135: Professsional Butt Readers

134: Bad Bitch Energy

133: Zulu Joe

132: Expired Meter... For Genitals

131: The Nword Games

130: Smartarded

129: Open Face Ninjas

128: Five Paths To Enlightenment

127: Captain Dong vs Civilian Dong

126: Full Double R

125: You Ain't Either

124: American Heroes

123: Who Do You Think You Are?

122: Ansley's Feats of Bro

121: Fist Extraction

120: Nut Mask the Persian God

119: Fight Island

118: Flattening The White Girl Curve

117: Little Spooning

116: Sexy Vampire Swag

115: Muttering Up The Street

114: Positive Cooties Only

113: Whipped Pi

112: Beware The Crotchadile

111: Wizard Butt

110: Every Battle

109: Murder Buddies

108: Doomsday Takers

107: Tiny Nice Titted Men

106: Party Knees

105: Hate Science

104: Spirit Organ

103: Vibe Enhancement

102: Rolling Off The Tongue

100: Sexy Workers

99 What's in the Way, Is the Way

98: White Woman Survival Kit

97: Famous Comedian

96: A Song In Their Heart

95: Midget Quarters

94: Happy Birthday Peanut Erection

93: How To Love A Savage

92: Fighting in Parking Lots

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