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Joan and John review Rock Of Ages.

First the good news: ‘That’s My Boy’ directed by Sean Anders, has one of the funniest opening scenes of any Adam Sandler film I’ve seen in a really long time. The year is 1984…13 year old Donnie Berger, (an excellent Justin Weaver) rises to fame after a hot affair with his gorgeous, super sexy math […]

What if you had the chance to meet the people who created you…And by you…I mean the human race. Could you resist such an opportunity? Two brilliant scientists, the intense, religious Dr. Shaw (Noomi Rapace) and the very unspiritual Dr. Holloway (Logan Marshall-Green) certainly can’t. Not after they discover a series of cave paintings, that […]

Okay folks, ‘Snow White’ is back and this time, she’s mad as hell and ready to kick some butt. First off, I must ask…Did we really need two films this year about Miss White? Personally, I think one was too many. In any case, ‘Snow White And The Huntsman’ directed by Rupert Sanders, stars Kristen […]

Okay people…They are back… Those alien fighting dudes, in their black sport jackets, white shirts, skinny ties, shooting gadgets that can wipe your memory clean, faster than you can say ‘The Martians Are Coming’ Not only are they back, after a fifteen year absence, but…Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) and Agent J (Will Smith) are […]

‘Battleship’ directed by Peter Berg (Hancock) has a poorly constructed script, ridiculous dialogue, cardboard charcters and it’s really, really loud. It does have bad ass aliens and some exciting visual effects, but that is not enough to save this $200,000,000 fiasco. When the film opens, we find out that a group of scientists in Hawaii, […]

Sacha Baron Cohen…People either love him or hate him. It’s hard to feel indifferent about this outrageous, over the top, and at times, super obnoxious, man. Personally, I admire his chutzpah. In his new film, ‘The Dictator’ a mock-documentary directed by Larry Charles (Borat, Bruno and Religulous) Sacha plays Admiral General Aladeen, a bearded North […]

For those of you, like myself, who aren’t familiar with the television series ‘Dark Shadows’ which ran from 1966-1971, here are the film’s cliff notes… The year…1750 (give or take) A wealthy young man named Barnabus Collins (Johnny Depp) gets it on with his maid, Angelique (Eva Green) who just happens to be a witch…She […]

‘The Avengers’ written and directed by Joss Whedon (‘Cabin In The Woods’) has not one, not two, but six Super Heroes, who, under the leadership of Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson), director of the international peacekeeping agency, S.H.I.E.L.D. come together to…save the planet of course… And thanks to the spot on direction of Mr. Whedon […]