VAR is throwing hands and they're rated E for Everyone. Plus United sink Arsenal, West Ham can't catch a break, and Brayden eulogizes Scott Parker.

Arsenal stay perfect, Haaland Szn is in full swing, Saint-Maximin is straight unguardable, and Liverpool put together a performance unsafe for underage viewership.

Don't blame us, blame Edouard Mendy. United wake up and City rescue a point at St. James' Park.

Tuchel and Conte act tough, United go belly up in West London, Darwin Nunez sees red, and Nick Pope

And we're off. 1 matchweek down, 37 more to go. Groß sinks United, Mitrovic dunks on Trent, Sterling gets his back blown out by Mina, and Brayden gets very defensive about his Haaland prediction.

WARNING: DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST IF YOU DON'T WANT THE PREMIER LEAGUE TO BE SPOILED FOR YOU. Brayden and Ethan provide a full 88 minute breakdown of exactly how the Premier League will finish in May, along with who will win all the end of year awards.

Ethan and Brayden compete to see who can be the worst at FPL this season. The rules are simple: Must use at least £80 on the 11 players, lowest total points at the end of the season wins.

Grab your hotdogs and your Bud Lights, TMW dives into all things USMNT on the Fourth of July Special! Brayden and Ethan take American citizenships tests and build their all-time Presidential XIs.

The complete field is finally set, and TMW is here to give you a little nibble as to what you should expect come November. Brayden and Ethan also break down the cinematically revolutionary new documentary, "The Pogmentary", and give you the do's and try-not-to-do's for Qatari travel.

The Premier League school year has come to a close and it's time to discuss how some of our highest achieving teachers and students have performed this year. Brayden and Ethan drink Capri-Suns and try to spell Jakub Blaszczykowski in the TMW Inaugural Spelling Bee. Plus, the inside scoop on all the Pique and Shakira playground drama.