Two-Man Wall

This is one Potter that can't break a curse (idk I've never seen the movies). Marsch pulls out a miracle win at Anfield, the Almiron train keeps rolling, Spurs rescue all 3 points at the death, and KDB is good at football.

If we learned anything this week it's to never take Nottingham Forest (A) for granted. We talk about all 20 teams for 90 seconds each because we know you all have short attention spans. Arsenal drop points, Spurs lose at home, Liverpool do an oopsies, and United impress.

Liverpool shock City at Anfield, Arsenal survive at Elland Road, and it's the return of Ethan vs Twitter: Ballon D'or Edition.

Damn we missed a LOT. Trossard storms Anfield, Haaland isn't human, Arsenal prove themselves again, Leicester win a football match(!), and Liverpool sit in 10th.

Harry Kane had less non-penalty goals than Vikkstar123 this week. We use this dark, empty, lifeless international break to adjust some of our preseason Premier League predictions.

There's more to life than scoring goals, buddy. Go volunteer or something. Arsenal stay top and Leicester continue to tank for the #1 draft pick. Plus, we break down our all-time Royal XIs.

VAR is throwing hands and they're rated E for Everyone. Plus United sink Arsenal, West Ham can't catch a break, and Brayden eulogizes Scott Parker.

Arsenal stay perfect, Haaland Szn is in full swing, Saint-Maximin is straight unguardable, and Liverpool put together a performance unsafe for underage viewership.

Don't blame us, blame Edouard Mendy. United wake up and City rescue a point at St. James' Park.

Tuchel and Conte act tough, United go belly up in West London, Darwin Nunez sees red, and Nick Pope